The world's worst movies

Trollheart · 11-08-2012, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

I saw it when I was about 13 and enjoyed it. However, as with many things I liked at 13, it probably wouldn't stand up to my more discerning tastes now.

What were some of the plot holes? Jog my memory.

Oh dear, you've got me going now!

Well let's see. There's
a) the fact that a hospital backed up the claims about her husband being in an accident or something (can't recall what exactly), when they had no connection to the terrorist at all.

b) the fact that no-one remembered Jodie's daughter being on the plane, despite everyone seeing her boarding and the fact that she was hardly quiet

c) the fact that they were both able to just wander around in the plane, wherever they wanted, ending up, if I recall, somewhere near the undercarriage or in the cargo hold?

d) god I can't remember more. It was such a terribly badly-written movie it kind of refuses to come out of the dark corners of my mind, cowering there, afraid to be seen. To slightly paraphrase Krusty: I could have pulled a better plotline out of my ahhhh hey there kids!

Oh yeah, and why was it called "Flightplan"? Other than the fact that every aircraft has to file one, there was no reference to it, it had no significance at all.

Without question, one of the very worst movies I have ever seen (and I saw Jurassic Park III!), and a total waste of whatever it was, 2 hours or whatever. The only consolation is that I didn't have to pay to see it, as it was on TV, otherwise I would have definitely considered demanding a refund.

And to answer the other question, the thread is meant to be about movies that are so bad they're bad, not ones that are so bad they're good. I hated this movie, and pitied Jodie for ending up attached to it.

**Janszoon** · 11-08-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Does the 1983 remake of Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno count as a "so bad it's good" or a "so bad it's bad" movie?

So bad it's good! Particularly for the scene where he fights the bear and throws it into outer space.

Edit: Which, of course, is on YouTube:

Also, I like to add that I actually saw this movie in the theater.

Thom Yorke · 11-08-2012, 06:10 PM

There are tons of movies that fall into the "so bad it's good" category for me so I can't include those. If we're talking about just straight-up bad movies, I think my absolute worst one would be Xanadu. That was absolute torture to sit through. I don't remember where or why I watched it, but it did happen for some reason.

Neapolitan · 11-08-2012, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Edit: needs no explanation

Yeah, I thought it was a disapointment considering it had Ricky Gervais. Considering his other work in a way I think he's mean to Karl Pilkington.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Oh god yes. Me and a friend of mine watched that thinking it would be so bad it's funny, but it was just awful and boring.

I couldn't fathom why anyone from the screen writer to director to the movie execs think "hey this is ok to put on film!"

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Originally Posted by Circe

Are we talking "So Bad It's Good" or "So Bad It's Awful" here? For the former, it's between The Room and Plan 9. For the latter I'd probably cop out and just say Gigli like most people do.

Do you mean Plan 9 from Outer Space?

dog · 11-12-2012, 02:21 AM

^ Yeah, by Ed Wood. Considered the worst movie ever! And for my worst movie, I'll say 'The Tourist'- The Tourist (2010) - IMDb

Really the worst movie I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot.

Kelli · 11-16-2012, 10:49 AM

I worked at a cinema and have seen lots of complete bombs, but I think this definitely qualifies is the worst movie I've ever seen...

Beware: Children at Play (1989) - IMDb

It's about some guy camping in the woods and his son becomes a cannibal.

I could film better s hit than this in my own backyard.

jackhammer · 11-16-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I saw that a few years ago and liked it well enough. It wasn't the best or most memorable movie I've ever seen but I thought it was fairly enjoyable.

I didn't think it was that bad either.

Does Dirty Dancing count? because that is just a crock of **** AND I watched it objectively but it was still awful.

This is truly atrocious:

A student of Dr Banner comes across the Hammer of Thor and can summon him at will. Even for a TV movie and a nostalgic love of The Hulk T.V series as a kid cannot hide this from even my generous love of crap movies.

There are lots of films such as Horror Hospital, Psychomania and 2019 : After the Fall of New York that I love that could be put in here though. It's all swings and roundabouts.

Neapolitan · 11-17-2012, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dog

^ Yeah, by Ed Wood. Considered the worst movie ever! And for my worst movie, I'll say 'The Tourist'- The Tourist (2010) - IMDb

Really the worst movie I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot.

Another film by Ed Wood was Glen or Glenda that is chalked up as one of the worst. I thought the movie "Ed Wood" with the Johnny Depp made up for them being so bad.

Freddy Got Fingered.

I couldn't watch it through, some scenes were simply too horrible.

Freebase Dali · 11-17-2012, 12:31 AM

I thought Freddy Got Fingered was one of the worst movies to ever exist. I don't give a f*ck about how many catch-phrases it may have contained. There is absolutely nothing to be gained from that movie but a general feeling of having wasted time uncomfortably.

Paedantic Basterd · 11-17-2012, 12:37 AM

I think this is my number one.

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dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	^ Yeah, by Ed Wood. Considered the worst movie ever! And for my worst movie, I'll say 'The Tourist'- The Tourist (2010) - IMDb Really the worst movie I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot. __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I thought Freddy Got Fingered was one of the worst movies to ever exist. I don't give a f*ck about how many catch-phrases it may have contained. There is absolutely nothing to be gained from that movie but a general feeling of having wasted time uncomfortably. __________________

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Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	There are tons of movies that fall into the "so bad it's good" category for me so I can't include those. If we're talking about just straight-up bad movies, I think my absolute worst one would be Xanadu. That was absolute torture to sit through. I don't remember where or why I watched it, but it did happen for some reason.

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Kelli custom user title Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 304	I worked at a cinema and have seen lots of complete bombs, but I think this definitely qualifies is the worst movie I've ever seen... Beware: Children at Play (1989) - IMDb It's about some guy camping in the woods and his son becomes a cannibal. I could film better s hit than this in my own backyard.

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I think this is my number one.