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Old 01-25-2017, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Favourite Simpsons scenes

Yeah there's millions and we all have our favourites.
I particularly love Homer pretending to be Mister Burns:
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a package for me."
Post Office worker: "Okay Mister Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know..."

Also Homer hitting the wall with a hammer, getting electrocuted.
"Man that hurt! Now to do exactly the same thing again!"

Burns (answering doorbell): "Come in! Welcome! (under his breath) Ah, excellent! Fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!"
Smithers: "Sir, you have to take your finger off the button..."
Burns: "What? Son of a -"
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Old 01-25-2017, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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When Homer finds out that he can't drink when he becomes Duffman: “You wouldn’t tell Batman he can’t eat bats!"
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Old 01-26-2017, 09:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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When the stadium is swarmed by Africanized bees

Bumblebee Man: Stop, I am one of you!
Africanized bee: (buzzing translated in subtitles) We hate you most of all, Uncle Tom.
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"Three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

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"Bart! Stop terrorizing the grad students. It's not their fault they made bad life choices."

The second one is paraphrased.
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Favourite eps are probably King Size Homer and Lisa the Vegetarian.

From King Size Homer;

Lisa: My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food crazed maniac.

(Homer drives past in stolen ice cream truck)
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The Stonecutters:
"He is one of us! Remove the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
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"He is one of us! Remove the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!"
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"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!"
In the proud and ancient tradition of our forefathers.
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