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FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2012 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1214233)
ironically i am writing a book called "The Brief PUNK! History of Time"

in which time is a dirty, spiked hair, cider drinking leader of a crust band from Bristol UK

Sounds awesome. I bet time dies in a blackhole called grunge.

bob. 08-01-2012 05:13 PM

i'm basically gonna flip a coin on grunge/sunset strip hair metal

it's a tough choice

FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2012 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1214237)
i'm basically gonna flip a coin on grunge/sunset strip hair metal

it's a tough choice

That would be solid gold having Bret Michaels be the end of the Crust era.

bob. 08-01-2012 05:38 PM

it is all coming together....

with the help of the band Ratt...Brett collects all the grimy gutter crust punks and by using the infamous "Ludovico" technique he forces them to watch clips from old exploited and crass videos whilst "every rose has it's thorns" gets implanted in their brains

FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2012 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1214251)
it is all coming together....

with the help of the band Ratt...Brett collects all the grimy gutter crust punks and by using the infamous "Ludovico" technique he forces them to watch clips from old exploited and crass videos whilst "every rose has it's thorns" gets implanted in their brains

You had me at RATT.

bob. 08-01-2012 05:47 PM



perfect song for the round up of punks

FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2012 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1214268)


perfect song for the round up of punks

That polka dot armed shirt screams Discharge.

bob. 08-01-2012 05:53 PM

that's probably how they lured the punks there....a kind of "i like spikes and he likes spikes....we must be one in the same"

so to sum things up

Punk Rock was created in the USA by Leif Garrett when he drove his car off a cliff

Punk was then kidnapped and eventually brainwashed by Ratt and Bret Micheals utilizing the infamous "Ludovico" technique

after years of living in solitude on a mountain...the supreme GODHEAD Keith Partridge (in the body of David Cassidy) came down from the mountain and declared

"Punk Is Dead. And We Have Killed It."

MrMagic1234 08-01-2012 06:39 PM

Too bad The Exploited suck

US Punk>UK Punk
UK Metal>US Metal

That is the rule of all the universe

Holerbot6000 08-02-2012 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1214278)
after years of living in solitude on a mountain...the supreme GODHEAD Keith Partridge (in the body of David Cassidy) came down from the mountain and declared

"Punk Is Dead. And We Have Killed It."

And distributed Puka shell necklaces to all the faithful. And it was good. Amen.


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