Lame White People Who Listen To Hip Hop Real Loud In Their Cars
 

I am a lame white person who listens to hip hop real loud in his car. Anybody feel as self-conscious about this as I do, though? Like, I was just driving through this small town with my windows open and music pumping and anyway I let this family cross in front of me. They didn't give me a courteous wave or anything and, in fact, all they did was just kinda stare at me. It took me like a full five seconds for me to realize I had Lupe Fiasco blasting out of my subwoofers

THE COOLEST NIGGA, WHAT?! THE COOLEST NIGGA, WHAT?! LORD PLEASE HAVE SYMPATHY AND FORGIVE MY COOL YOUNG HISTORY AS THE COOLEST NIGGA...

Then I drove away in abject shame. What's the solution to this, can I never listen to hip hop in public by the light of day? How do other lame white people deal with this kind of delicate situation?

Psychotherapy?

When I get a car, all it's gonna be is Hip Hop bumpin out. I ain't gonna be ashamed. Probably because I'm lame by choice.

Either don't be ashamed or stop blasting rap.

There's no in between, if you like the music.

you're only lame if you think you are.

Oh, I'm lame

I was blasting "Benzie Box" by Danger Doom in the car with all the windows rolled down (except my drivers window as the rotary motor is dead) and I didn`t feel the slightest bit of shame or embarrassment. If you`re embarrassed by the music you listen to and feel self conscious about it out in public then maybe it`s not the type of music for you.

then you're lame then.



on a side note: our usernames are pretty similar, so that may lead to people mistaking you for me and vice versa. just so you know.

Antonio's right.

Except I knew he wasn't white.

And he types without proper capitalization.

People who blast their music in their cars to absurd levels are lame no matter what race they are or what music they're listening to.