Ultimate Guitarist Poll (lyrics, singer, blues, bass, metal)

anticipation · 07-05-2007, 06:04 PM

can you imagine the masturbation techniques these guys have? they wrists are going lightspeed.

*nuts self.

right-track · 07-05-2007, 06:07 PM

And all on strings like cheesewire.

No low action frets here.

There's a link at the end of the clip (2nd along at the bottom) of Bireli age 13.
God given talent.

anticipation · 07-05-2007, 06:18 PM

Simply amazing that he could play that well at such a young age.

I <3 jazz guitar.

Did you watch the Stochelo lesson? I couldn't imagine taking lessons from that guy.

boo boo · 07-05-2007, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

can you imagine the masturbation techniques these guys have? they wrists are going lightspeed.

When Michael Angelo Batio masturbates, I bet he wanks a lot.

*Giggles*

Sodacake · 07-06-2007, 07:17 AM

This thread is hilarious.

SweetSamBlues · 07-11-2007, 05:12 PM

okay, so no one has mentioned SRV, and now we are talking about masturbation. amazing.

SweetSamBlues · 07-11-2007, 05:29 PM

besides, it's the tone that matters. jimi and SRV and Gilmour could take one note, and make it sound better than malmsteens 100 notes. they evoked emotion through a guitar. all these super-fast, effects drenched guys sound like a sega genuses game. technically, they are good, but where is their soul?
Isn't that what guitar is about? Playing what you feel? if it was just a competition on who was the fastest, we would all play football. and dont get me wrong. there are plenty of non-bluesy guitarists (which is obviously my taste) that have soul. Tommi Iomi for instance. He started heavy metal. Rhandy Rhoads. Brian May. Pete Townsend. What about these guys?

anticipation · 07-11-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetSamBlues

besides, it's the tone that matters. jimi and SRV and Gilmour could take one note, and make it sound better than malmsteens 100 notes. they evoked emotion through a guitar. all these super-fast, effects drenched guys sound like a sega genuses game. technically, they are good, but where is their soul?
Isn't that what guitar is about? Playing what you feel? if it was just a competition on who was the fastest, we would all play football. and dont get me wrong. there are plenty of non-bluesy guitarists (which is obviously my taste) that have soul. Tommi Iomi for instance. He started heavy metal. Rhandy Rhoads. Brian May. Pete Townsend. What about these guys?

pfft, everyone knows that David Bowie started heavy metal.

n00blet

boo boo · 07-11-2007, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetSamBlues

besides, it's the tone that matters. jimi and SRV and Gilmour could take one note, and make it sound better than malmsteens 100 notes. they evoked emotion through a guitar. all these super-fast, effects drenched guys sound like a sega genuses game. technically, they are good, but where is their soul?
Isn't that what guitar is about? Playing what you feel? if it was just a competition on who was the fastest, we would all play football. and dont get me wrong. there are plenty of non-bluesy guitarists (which is obviously my taste) that have soul. Tommi Iomi for instance. He started heavy metal. Rhandy Rhoads. Brian May. Pete Townsend. What about these guys?

Guitars are made of wood, metal, plastic and wiring... They have no souls. How can you put your soul into a guitar?

We're talking about Guitar here, not Zanpakutō.

Special K · 07-11-2007, 08:42 PM

I think its stupid to ask people who the best ever is, it just comes down to their favorite music, and/or what they are into at the time...

at the moment I really like Zakk Wylde, but I wouldn't say he's the best ever...

View Poll Results: Best Guitarist
Jimi Hendrix	24	64.86%
Jimmy Page	13	35.14%
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Special K Groupie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ga..the A-U-G/va Posts: 14	I think its stupid to ask people who the best ever is, it just comes down to their favorite music, and/or what they are into at the time... at the moment I really like Zakk Wylde, but I wouldn't say he's the best ever... __________________ .stilllife.

07-05-2007, 06:04 PM	#311 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	can you imagine the masturbation techniques these guys have? they wrists are going lightspeed. *nuts self.

07-05-2007, 06:07 PM	#312 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	And all on strings like cheesewire. No low action frets here. There's a link at the end of the clip (2nd along at the bottom) of Bireli age 13. God given talent.

07-05-2007, 06:18 PM	#313 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	Simply amazing that he could play that well at such a young age. I <3 jazz guitar. Did you watch the Stochelo lesson? I couldn't imagine taking lessons from that guy.

07-06-2007, 07:17 AM	#315 (permalink)
Sodacake Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 344	This thread is hilarious.

07-11-2007, 05:12 PM	#316 (permalink)
SweetSamBlues Groupie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: La Grange Posts: 44	okay, so no one has mentioned SRV, and now we are talking about masturbation. amazing.

07-11-2007, 05:29 PM	#317 (permalink)
SweetSamBlues Groupie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: La Grange Posts: 44	besides, it's the tone that matters. jimi and SRV and Gilmour could take one note, and make it sound better than malmsteens 100 notes. they evoked emotion through a guitar. all these super-fast, effects drenched guys sound like a sega genuses game. technically, they are good, but where is their soul? Isn't that what guitar is about? Playing what you feel? if it was just a competition on who was the fastest, we would all play football. and dont get me wrong. there are plenty of non-bluesy guitarists (which is obviously my taste) that have soul. Tommi Iomi for instance. He started heavy metal. Rhandy Rhoads. Brian May. Pete Townsend. What about these guys?