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Old 08-29-2014, 01:52 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Let's not and say we didn't.
You're supposed to play along and say, hell yeah, let's do it! Then actually not do it, because Nickelback causes miscarriages.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:01 PM   #122 (permalink)
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You're supposed to play along and say, hell yeah, let's do it! Then actually not do it, because Nickelback causes miscarriages.
Nickelback causes Herpes.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:03 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Nickelback causes Herpes.
Let's just blame everything on Nickelback. One Direction? Nickelback. Miley Cyrus? Oh, no explanation for her.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:08 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Let's just blame everything on Nickelback. One Direction? Nickelback. Miley Cyrus? Oh, no explanation for her.
Avril Lavigne no longer being available for casual blow jobs? Nickelback.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:21 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Avril Lavigne no longer being available for casual blow jobs? Nickelback.
HAHA! She is pretty good looking. How did Chad manage to get her to marry him? He bought her, drugged her, something. I just don't see how she'd be in to a dude like him. She was better off with the dude from Sum 41.
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HAHA! She is pretty good looking. How did Chad manage to get her to marry him? He bought her, drugged her, something. I just don't see how she'd be in to a dude like him. She was better off with the dude from Sum 41.
She was better off with me. You didn't hear about it cause we kept it low key. I think she still has a shrine dedicated to me though . We broke up cause she was always jockin' my ****, and I don't like to be tied down.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:56 PM   #127 (permalink)
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She was better off with me. You didn't hear about it cause we kept it low key. I think she still has a shrine dedicated to me though . We broke up cause she was always jockin' my ****, and I don't like to be tied down.
Well. Both her music and her husbands music, are horrible. Difference is Avril has a pretty decent voice. Chad's voice isn't awful but he's boring too.

Avril actually looks submissive. So your story doesn't add up.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:58 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Let's all listen to Nickelback.
Hell yeah! Silver Side Up is the Abbey Road of the new millennium!
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:59 PM   #129 (permalink)
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HAHA! She is pretty good looking. How did Chad manage to get her to marry him? He bought her, drugged her, something. I just don't see how she'd be in to a dude like him. She was better off with the dude from Sum 41.
Hopefully she and Chad will start a band together that will take mediocre radio rock to new heights!
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Old 08-29-2014, 03:04 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Ok, all this Nickelback talk has me fighting my gag reflex. Change of subject...

What would be the ultimate supergroup?
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