The best way to describe Metal
So what do you guys think is the best way to describe metal i'll make a list of the funny un's in this post. Me and ona my friends were talking about it the other day..
Its not true metal unless your severly pissed off at nothing at the end of the song. True metal can only be described as being punched in the face by an angry gorrilla. From the public: Maddest Hatter: It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises. Gentleman Johnny: Metal music is like Mortal Kombat in music form Right- track: Metal is like stuffing a hand grenade in your ear and pulling the pin Perfectionthrusilence/shooting Star: Its only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus ClownBaby: Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat Perfectionthrusilence: ^Wrong. It's like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats Martin Ferrero off of a toilet. Zero1986:Metal is the soundtrack to war in Middle-Earth. Brock_West: Metal is like being raped in the ears by sweaty middle-aged men screaming and biting the heads off of babies AND LIKING IT SATCHMO: something to keep you **** hard until you can find the cheese grater. |
neither of those were funny.
Metal is an amalgamation of different textures, ideas, and sounds, that when combined create some of the heaviest, most terrifying, extremely creative, and groove filled songs. |
Ahh well i enjoyed them
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Metal... The other white noise!
Metal... Headbang! It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises. |
It's all in the riffs baby!
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ahh im listenin to pigs at this very moment.. nice sig i do say
construction noises! we have a winner |
mortal kombat in music form.
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Like stuffing an hand grenade in your ear, then pulling the pin.
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metal is like a 7.6% monthly interest rate on your $200,000 RV.
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Hah......read my signature.
(joking BTW) |
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