I do not care who you are, you will never be as metal as this guy

duga · 03-05-2012, 08:26 AM

^

Yeah, I need that hanging on my wall.

**Janszoon** · 03-05-2012, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

^^^

If that's not metal, then the definition needs to be changed.

Yeah, nothing is as metal as a rainbow.

Unknown Soldier · 03-05-2012, 08:55 AM

I bet The Batlord has this flying from his rooftop.

The Batlord · 03-05-2012, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

I bet The Batlord has this flying from his rooftop.

Nah, that's boring. My anal beads are rainbow colored though.

efcoast · 08-28-2012, 10:10 PM

haha wow

Trollheart · 08-29-2012, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tore

Dio needs some love in this thread.

The two guys on the ground look like they're trying to decide who's going to be the one to tell Dio about the rule against flying tigers under rainbows after 6pm!
"You do it, you're the senior guy!"
"Me? Senior? We joined on the same day!"
"Yeah, but you joined one-point-four minutes before me, so technically that makes you my senior."
"You're crazy man. Besides which, I cautioned him last time."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Did NOT."
"DID! I can still hear his screaming I'M the MAAAAAN on the SILver MOUNTAIN! in my ear!"
"Oh. Yeah. I remember that. Hmm. Well, at least you didn't have to hear It's ON and ON and ONNN, HEAVEN AND HELLLLLL! blasted into your ears!"
"Yeah, well, it's still your turn then."
"Suppose so. MIND you, I'm not all that sure I can see him, you know?"
"What? He just passed over us seconds about, singing about bloody rainbows again!"
"Yeah, I know it looked like him, but I reckon it was just..."
"What?"
"A seagull."
"A SEAGULL? At this altitude? Are you off your head?"
"Well, look to be honest I'm not sure I saw anything, y'know?"
"Didn't see...? He's right THERE!"
"Yeah, but, I don't think I see him."
"Are you blind?"
"No, but (meaningful stare) I DON'T think I SEE (dig in ribs) him, you get me? (Wink). And if I don't see him, I can't arrest him." (Another wink)
"You are joking? I can see him plainly in oh I see what you mean. You know, I think you may be right. I'm not entirely sure it is him."
"Or anyone. Or anything."
"Good point."
"No Dio, no tigers."
"No flying tigers."
"Exactly. Well put. No flying tigers."
"Sky looks clear and blue to me."
"Nobody here but us two."
"And if there's no-one here..."
"... There's no-one to arrest."
"Can't fault your logic."
"And if there's nothing here to see..."
"Nothing at all."
"Time to knock off, I think."
"You know, you're right. While we've been standing here arguing."
"And staring at nothing"
"And staring, as you say, at nothing, quittin' time has arrived."
"May as well go home then, as there's NOTHING HERE TO SEE."
"What was that?"
"What?"
"Nothing. Nothing. I just thought I heard..."
"I heard nothing. Not a thing."
"No, then neither did I. Nothing at all."
"Let's head home then, and have tea and crumpets."
"Oh, not crumpets!"
"All right then, not crumpets. But let's get out of here."
"Okay."

"Did I mention I need to take Tuesday morning off to go have my eyes tested? Think I may need glasses."
"What a coincidence! So might I..."

Conor · 09-04-2012, 07:58 AM

Hmm... Yep

Rpbr · 09-11-2012, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

I didn't think they were actually able to procreate.

hehe

03-05-2012, 08:26 AM	#51 (permalink)
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Conor All For The Music! Join Date: May 2012 Location: Plymouth, England. Posts: 68	Hmm... Yep __________________ My Last.fm Profile My Tumblr Profile

03-05-2012, 08:55 AM	#53 (permalink)
Unknown Soldier Horribly Creative Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: London, The Big Smoke Posts: 8,265	I bet The Batlord has this flying from his rooftop.

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efcoast Groupie Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 2	haha wow