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Old 12-09-2008, 04:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Christmas Haiku

ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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10/10
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haikus aren't supposed to rhyme so you drop a point 9/10, lol.
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's not true...there's only one rule which is the five-seven-five syllable rule.
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I showed this to a friend, and he was said, "That doesn't follow the syllable scheme noob." I explained to him that it did, then proceeded to write this haiku (fake name):

Oh poor Mike Stanley
Always seeking flaws in me
But failing often

Not that I claimed to write the original poem or anything
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This is the best thing in this forum.
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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More Christmas Hiakus dammit!

Stores filled with shoppers
Santa's on unemployment
Jews at the Movies
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Displays on front lawns
False offenses are taken
Seems Christmas is here
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha there's that Haiku shirt:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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But, in the name of the topic:

Happy Holidays
No, tell me Merry Christmas
Do you not like Jews?
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Happy Holidays
No, tell me Merry Christmas
Do you not like Jews?
I like it good sir
you should write some more haikus
you know, as a job
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