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Old 07-03-2017, 04:40 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Someone's never been cockfighting.

Tennis is fun to play, just like any other sport. Watching it though? Not worth anybody's time, just like any other sport.
I live in Virginia. If you can find me a cockfight over here then be my guest. Otherwise I'll stick with a bunch of white guys trying to nail each others balls.
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Old 07-03-2017, 04:44 PM   #132 (permalink)
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I live in Virginia. If you can find me a cockfight over here then be my guest. Otherwise I'll stick with a bunch of white guys trying to nail each others balls.
I would think that you guys would have an abundance of them. All you have to do is find two roosters and train them in armed combat and strategy a la The Art of War and you're all set for a cockfight.

Pin the sack ain't a bad alternative though.
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Old 07-03-2017, 04:47 PM   #133 (permalink)
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I would think that you guys would have an abundance of them. All you have to do is find two roosters and train them in armed combat and strategy a la The Art of War and you're all set for a cockfight.

Pin the sack ain't a bad alternative though.
I don't even know if I've ever seen a chicken farm out here. There's a small horse farm a few miles away, but I don't think anyone knows why there's a field full of horses so close to a bunch of strips malls.
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Use the small horses to start a civil war.
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Old 07-03-2017, 04:53 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Use the small horses to start a civil war.
That's racist against the South.
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:31 PM   #136 (permalink)
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You can't NOT utilize a mini horse farm somehow!!
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Old 07-05-2017, 11:19 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Murray into the third round, hasn't lost a set yet
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Anyone see that injury then?
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Old 07-06-2017, 02:04 PM   #139 (permalink)
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