The American Football Thread

OccultHawk · 05-15-2020, 04:22 PM

lol

Joe Buck says they’re going to use CGI to make it seem like fans are at the games next season

SGR · 07-13-2020, 08:19 PM

Joe Buck is an idiot. I did hear that they're going to try artificial crowd noise though.

My boy, Patrick Mahomes, otherwise known as MAHOMEBOY, just got the biggest contract in NFL history. The KC Chiefs are going back to the Super Bowl this year baby, you better believe it. The Evil Empire (Patriots) have been scattered and vanquished. There's a new villain in town, and y'all are gonna learn to either love it or live with it. That Super Bowl victory made it worth despairing over Dee Ford's presnap penalty in the AFC Championship Game v. the Pats in the 2018 season. Made it even better that Dee Ford moved from the Chiefs to the 9ers only to lose to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl - that's poetic justice.

In all seriousness, I'm excited to see how Brady does without Belichick and vice-versa. Cam Newton coming to New England could be interesting.

Mitch Trubisky (Bears QB) is going to have to compete with Nick Foles for the starting position this coming season and my money's on Nick. (Michelle is an overrated trash QB and Bears GM Ryan Pace is a disgrace).

So yeah, with that, I'll make a few predictions for the coming season, assuming there will be one.

1) Nick Foles will beat out Mitch Trubisky to start at QB for the Bears, let's say by week 6.

2) By week 8, Cam Newton will not be the starting QB for the Pats.

3) Brady will complete the regular season without missing a game due to injury.

4) The Cowboys will once again miss the playoffs and Dak Prescott will remain as an overrated QB

5) The Ravens will make the playoffs and Lamar will choke again in the first game and they'll lose.

6) The Chiefs will go back to the Super Bowl.

7) The Pats will finish with a better record than the Bucs

8) The Vikings are going to kick ass and take names this season and face the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Take it the bank!

OccultHawk · 09-06-2020, 08:51 AM

This is going to be the first football season I’m going to ignore ever. College and pro.

Not down with it.

SGR · 09-06-2020, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

This is going to be the first football season I’m going to ignore ever. College and pro.

Not down with it.

Why?

OccultHawk · 09-06-2020, 04:30 PM

COVID

It’s bull**** putting a goddamn game over human life especially when the victims are the people who need the most protection. When a culture puts a sport or haircuts or Big Macs in front the lives of the weak and frail - nah I ain’t with it.

I don’t care if I’m the last hold out in America. I’ve played it by the book from day one and I’m not surrendering my humanity now.

The Batlord · 09-06-2020, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

COVID

It’s bull**** putting a goddamn game over human life especially when the victims are the people who need the most protection. When a culture puts a sport or haircuts or Big Macs in front the lives of the weak and frail - nah I ain’t with it.

I don’t care if I’m the last hold out in America. I’ve played it by the book from day one and I’m not surrendering my humanity now.

Can't stand with you, OH. I'll throw myself on the grenade of consumption for the good of people with more money than me cause that's what the **** this country is about.

They gave me a toot so I sold my soul. If they pull my string I'll go far.

SGR · 09-06-2020, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Can't stand with you, OH. I'll throw myself on the grenade of consumption for the good of people with more money than me cause that's what the **** this country is about.

They gave me a toot so I sold my soul. If they pull my string I'll go far.

Excellent - I knew you'd be down for the cause Bat. What's a few thousand more deaths if we can trade them for the chance to watch Patrick Mahomes throw some more no-look passes?

The Batlord · 09-06-2020, 05:13 PM

Who the **** is Patrick Mahomes?

SGR · 09-06-2020, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Who the **** is Patrick Mahomes?

I take it you don't watch football.

He's the current Chiefs QB and Super Bowl MVP. He's a future hall of famer and the future GOAT quarterback. Eat your heart out Tom Brady, Mahomes has arrived to eat your lunch.

Oh yah baby, the Chiefs are headed right back to the Super Bowl. Repeat champs, let's go!!

The Batlord · 09-06-2020, 05:34 PM

Oh god who the **** cares?

05-15-2020, 04:22 PM	#2751 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	lol Joe Buck says they’re going to use CGI to make it seem like fans are at the games next season __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

09-06-2020, 08:51 AM	#2753 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	This is going to be the first football season I’m going to ignore ever. College and pro. Not down with it. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

09-06-2020, 04:30 PM	#2755 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	COVID It’s bull**** putting a goddamn game over human life especially when the victims are the people who need the most protection. When a culture puts a sport or haircuts or Big Macs in front the lives of the weak and frail - nah I ain’t with it. I don’t care if I’m the last hold out in America. I’ve played it by the book from day one and I’m not surrendering my humanity now. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-13-2020, 08:19 PM	#2752 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	Joe Buck is an idiot. I did hear that they're going to try artificial crowd noise though. My boy, Patrick Mahomes, otherwise known as MAHOMEBOY, just got the biggest contract in NFL history. The KC Chiefs are going back to the Super Bowl this year baby, you better believe it. The Evil Empire (Patriots) have been scattered and vanquished. There's a new villain in town, and y'all are gonna learn to either love it or live with it. That Super Bowl victory made it worth despairing over Dee Ford's presnap penalty in the AFC Championship Game v. the Pats in the 2018 season. Made it even better that Dee Ford moved from the Chiefs to the 9ers only to lose to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl - that's poetic justice. In all seriousness, I'm excited to see how Brady does without Belichick and vice-versa. Cam Newton coming to New England could be interesting. Mitch Trubisky (Bears QB) is going to have to compete with Nick Foles for the starting position this coming season and my money's on Nick. (Michelle is an overrated trash QB and Bears GM Ryan Pace is a disgrace). So yeah, with that, I'll make a few predictions for the coming season, assuming there will be one. 1) Nick Foles will beat out Mitch Trubisky to start at QB for the Bears, let's say by week 6. 2) By week 8, Cam Newton will not be the starting QB for the Pats. 3) Brady will complete the regular season without missing a game due to injury. 4) The Cowboys will once again miss the playoffs and Dak Prescott will remain as an overrated QB 5) The Ravens will make the playoffs and Lamar will choke again in the first game and they'll lose. 6) The Chiefs will go back to the Super Bowl. 7) The Pats will finish with a better record than the Bucs 8) The Vikings are going to kick ass and take names this season and face the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Take it the bank!