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SGR 01-05-2021 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2153860)
Giants fans definitely should have thought about winning more than six games during a season but also what in the f*ck was Doug Pedersen doing? Down by 3 from the 6 and you go for it on 4th down? Wtf? You take your QB out for Nate F*cking Sudfeld in the 4th down 3 points?

Bizarre.

He was obviously playing for draft picks and not for a meaningless victory against Washington. He just did it in such a way that it became obvious and allowed the media and other NFL fans to criticize his lack of regard for the 'integrity of the game'.

Pederson should've put Sudfeld in from the beginning and then when you're down comfortably, put Hurts in to make up for some of the deficit and make it seem like he was actually trying to win the game.

Who's got straight-up picks for Wildcard Weekend? I've got:

Bills
Hawks
Football Team

Ravens
Saints
Browns

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 09:42 AM

https://i.postimg.cc/DZCBsBvg/3-A1-B...17-A12-A26.jpg

The first column is opening lines and the second is current lines

Buf to cover
LA to win
Wash to cover TB to win
Balt to cover
Chi to cover NO to win
Pit to cover

SGR 01-05-2021 11:56 AM

I could see Chicago pulling an upset against the Saints, as it's annual to see a heartbreaking postseason Saints loss - but you really think LA can beat Seattle? With John Wolford at QB?

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2154025)
I could see Chicago pulling an upset against the Saints, as it's annual to see a heartbreaking postseason Saints loss - but you really think LA can beat Seattle? With John Wolford at QB?

That’s the first time I ever remember even seeing Wolford’s name. I thought Goff was overrated in college. I pulled those picks straight out of my ass. I honestly haven’t watched a football game all year except maybe like the last five minutes of two games.

My reasoning is Seattle and northwest fans in general aren’t real sports fans. I lived in Seattle during the King Dome days and they couldn’t give Seahawk tickets away and Seattle didn’t even blink when the SuperSonics moved to OKC and they were a cool af bball team. The Huskies do have loyal fans who’ve been through thick and thin though. But the Ducks are just the Seahawks in Eugene. Also hate calling themselves the 12th man. Stolen from A&M who was before them and will still be there when they’re back to offering a free cappuccino to anyone willing to sit through a Seahawks game when trendy Seattle loses interest. Gotta say though, **** the Rams and LA too. What a **** history franchise.

Exo 01-05-2021 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2154025)
I could see Chicago pulling an upset against the Saints, as it's annual to see a heartbreaking postseason Saints loss - but you really think LA can beat Seattle? With John Wolford at QB?

CJ Beathard almost just beat the Seahawks with total scrubs at WR. Wolford looked pretty solid. I'd say it's totally doable. McVay just has to not pull any boneheaded moves and they could do it.

Norg 01-05-2021 03:38 PM

Bills over COlts

Ravens over titans

CLE over pittsburg


ravens over bills

CLE over cheifs


Ravens over CLE

SGR 01-05-2021 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Norg (Post 2154089)
CLE over cheifs

Now this is just crazy talk.

Norg 01-05-2021 05:27 PM

its possible why not i dont know what the stats are but whats the % of the no1 seed winning the SB ..???

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Norg (Post 2154112)
its possible why not i dont know what the stats are but whats the % of the no1 seed winning the SB ..???

https://i.postimg.cc/WpZW0rzV/CCC9-B...-A5-BE5242.jpg

The Batlord 01-05-2021 05:39 PM

*waits for OH to lose all his money*

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2154114)
*waits for OH to lose all his money*

I’m not betting but 10 to 1 on Brady doesn’t seem that bad

The Batlord 01-05-2021 05:52 PM

You know you want to.

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2154118)
You know you want to.

There’s all kinds of **** I can’t do anymore

For everything there is a season, son

The Batlord 01-05-2021 06:18 PM

So buy Viagra.

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2154120)
So buy Viagra.

Why? Is your mom going through another manic phase?

The Batlord 01-05-2021 06:32 PM

No because you can't get an erection.

OccultHawk 01-05-2021 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2154122)
No because you can't get an erection.

lol

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d931fd2...q2xko1_500.gif

Norg 01-05-2021 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2154113)


i meant over the past 60 years

YorkeDaddy 01-05-2021 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2154122)
No because you can't get an erection.

This is twice in I think two days you have remarked on OH’s dong.

*adjusts spreadsheet*

The Batlord 01-05-2021 08:26 PM

I bet OH wishes he could adjust his spreadsheet.

ando here 01-05-2021 08:27 PM

:D Good God.

SGR 01-06-2021 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Norg (Post 2154126)
i meant over the past 60 years

Wild Card teams haven't won a Super Bowl since 2013. Last year, KC was the #2 seed (AFC) and SF was the #1 seed (NFC). Both had a bye week. Of course, this year, only #1 seeds get a bye week (this year, KC and GB).

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/w...off-expansion/

I couldn't find up to date data, but here's historical data from 2013. While this infographic clearly shows that being the #1 seed is clearly not a lock, keep in mind that a good chunk of the Super Bowl wins here (that obviously affect the data) were won by #2 seeds who have historically also gotten a bye week, which is no longer the case. How the data will change in the future now that only the #1 seed gets a bye week is unknown, but I imagine it will skew in a direction in which more #1 seeds win (or at least appear in) Super Bowls while less #2 seeds do so.

https://sportsdata-corpsite-wordpres...vantage_v3.png

Frownland 01-06-2021 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2154176)

Haha it looks like a peepee

OccultHawk 01-06-2021 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2154191)
Haha it looks like a peepee

You should be demodded for not using the official MB go-to term for anything phallic.

SGR 01-06-2021 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2154201)
You should be demodded for not using the official MB go-to term for anything phallic.

Ding dong

OccultHawk 01-06-2021 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2154202)
Ding dong

It’s not very hard, is it?

The Batlord 01-06-2021 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2154204)
It’s not very hard, is it?

You'd know.

Frownland 01-06-2021 10:04 AM

Lame go tos are batlord's schtick

OccultHawk 01-06-2021 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2154206)
Lame go tos are batlord's schtick

Ding dong is classic, dumb ass.

OccultHawk 01-06-2021 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2154205)
You'd know.

Stop dickriding my joke, loser

The Batlord 01-06-2021 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2154206)
Lame go tos are batlord's schtick

Shame is for Christians.

Frownland 01-06-2021 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2154210)
Ding dong is classic, dumb ass.

That yall :soccer:s ran into the ground in five minutes.

Conformist with weak timing can suck my mouth.

Peener would've been better though tbf

Plankton 01-06-2021 11:10 AM

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile is always good for a chuckle.

OccultHawk 01-06-2021 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2154219)
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile is always good for a chuckle.

Why do you have to sexualize everything?

Plankton 01-06-2021 11:30 AM

I am the sex.

SGR 01-06-2021 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2154221)
Why do you have to sexualize everything?

This forum used to be kid-friendly and clean before Plankton arrived and spread his spermatagonia of iniquity and debauchery everywhere.

Plankton 01-06-2021 12:10 PM

Hey there, sailor.

SGR 01-06-2021 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2154234)
Hey there, sailor.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/pVVah...61NV/giphy.gif

Plankton 01-06-2021 12:15 PM

So, no Charizarding then? Roit.

Mindfulness 01-06-2021 12:33 PM

Bears will win against the saints, Mitch is a great quarterback!


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