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11-01-2005, 10:56 AM
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Bright F*cking Red
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know. Why do I start what I can't finish? Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers. My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it. But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore.. maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers.... Quote:
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11-01-2005, 11:04 AM
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Bright F*cking Red
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: San Diego
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how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
more importantly, why is she doing that? we're waiting for dinner!
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know. Why do I start what I can't finish? Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers. My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it. But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore.. maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers.... Quote:
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11-01-2005, 12:47 PM
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Queen Of Hearts
Join Date: May 2005
Location: In A House
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson. I too am sorry for the Micheal Jackson joke but I just heard it today so I had to tell someone.
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it. |
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11-01-2005, 02:51 PM
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tension and release.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakland
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I dont want to live in a world where we dont need orthopedic surgeons on the sidelines. What do Bobby Brown and the Chicago White Sox have in common? They've both been known to beat Houston.
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11-01-2005, 02:59 PM
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The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
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how is a woman like a toilet seat?
 without the hole in the middle, neither one would be good for shit. |
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11-01-2005, 03:38 PM
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Queen Of Hearts
Join Date: May 2005
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 well congrats on the offensive part. 
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it. |
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11-02-2005, 07:00 AM
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Needle In The MB Haystack
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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that is GREAT!
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11-08-2005, 07:58 PM
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Bright F*cking Red
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: San Diego
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ok...so..
one of my friends has a is part mexican and part german...so he calls himself a "beanerschnizel" i dont know....i got a kick out of it when i heard it.
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know. Why do I start what I can't finish? Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers. My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it. But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore.. maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers.... Quote:
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11-08-2005, 08:07 PM
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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
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*What do Natives and Apples have in common..*
They both look nice hanging from trees Worst thing ive ever heard in my life........its soooo racist and i feel bad everytime i say it |
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11-08-2005, 10:17 PM
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Whitewater!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,821
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One day Elton John went to a tattooist
He asked for the word "love" to be tattoed along his penis, The tattooist is stunned. He asks, "Wouldn't the word retirement suit it more?" Elton John asks why and the tattooist says, "Well it must be at the end of it's tether after all the shit it's been through".
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 Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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