The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Man dies after 'getting head stuck under electronic cinema seat' in Birmingham

I can't work out how this has happened.

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

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[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

You’ve obviously never experienced a Zionist headlock.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

Unless he went into cardiac arrest after he got his noggin locked, he very well could have been unconscious.

I'll need to see the seats.

[Frownland]

Probably similar to these

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

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[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

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Why Jewish?

I'm assuming the seats move automatically or electronically, and maybe it moved when he put his head under it and was trapped that way? You're right though, MLM: it doesn't give enough details to work out how exactly it happened.

[OccultHawk]

Why Jewish?

[MERIT] was put on special assessment.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

What is the law that bans being offensive? The article says that the sheriff called it offensive then extensively covers his video and the predictable reaction. It doesn't even say what exactly he had been convicted of. Some history on the legislation would be nice too. It's just poor journalism mate. It's focused on the reaction because that gets clicks. Boo.

I mean to be fair no matter what law it is should be shot in the head if a man should be convicted of anything for training a dog to sieg heil and posting it on Youtube.