Mr A, apparently has no 'mental problems' despite beating up a student and getting so turned on by his own acts of violence on a minor that he started beating his own meat.
Strange, strange country.
The school denied he 'touched himself' yet there's a crystal clear picture of him doing so.

What the...

wow.

Wonder what hes gonna do for an encore, that is totally awesome. LOL

Off in a corner of the yard a Korean teacher masturbates furiously.

:laughing:

:laughing:

He was messing with PRIVATE property.

America: at least our perverts don't assault you and then masturbate in a school.

Yes, that's a 14-year-old burger in my pocket… – Eatocracy - CNN.com Blogs

And it didn't change appearance. Good god America what are we eating? :rofl:

I love how it doesn't look very different from a fresh one. :laughing:
EDIT: Damnit, Fred beat me to it. =\

Which begs the question is everything covered in preservatives? Gross.

I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.
But yeah, ever see a stray fast food fry in your car in perfect condition, yet you can't remember the last time you had fast food? It's somewhat disturbing.

It was probably ketchup, many many moons ago.

I remember the days, pulling up to that fast food window at 2 am and ending up wearing about half the food. Months later discovering that I have a burrito wedged in my seat track and thats why i can't move my seat. Good times.

What.

I....what?

It was actually my moms Bronco so i rarely used the truck. She apparently couldn;t smell it. She let me know when she found it though. She didn't even notice when i burned down one of the three trees we had in the backyard til five years later.

I think it's a pickle. They mentioned something about a pickle in the video.

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle it.

I don't know what you're eating, but personally, I'm not eating desiccated food.
Are you eating desiccated food? You do realize that when organic matter and its environment contains no moisture, bacteria cannot do its thing?

I'm surprised at you people. It's like you live in the 21st century and only watch Youtube and read Facebook posts about genetically modified corn and evil corporations selling you chemicals to eat. (You're not necessarily wrong, but still, there does exist a world of nature outside of what you watch on the internet)

didn't know where else to post this haha


Apparently this is a real thing. :usehead:

that thing is so useless a good chicago wind would blow it away. lol

haha for real, the best part is the guy with the sunglasses and the book or the extremely poorly done green screening hahah :rofl:

lol yeah I love that.....the water just falling onto the book.



Edit: oops I thought this was the amazing thread or w/e....moving it there.

yeah the water is all over the place haha
"itll even protect your brand new hairdo" :rofl:

Lies.

My point wasn't that the food was still edible after sitting for years, apparently thats what you think I said. Personally I stray from fast food in general. Actually you're on course with my preferrence for avoiding GMO however. I spend plenty of time in the real world also, when i'm bored with the internet. :laughing:

I know you posted it first, but this headline is way better.

Mars rover’s penis ‘graffiti’ goes viral | The Space Reporter

God bless America.

I was resigned to the fact that I knew I was going to see a picture of some dude's penis. It's not that I wanted to see a penis, but I just knew that I was going to click on it out of sheer curiosity. I was almost disappointed when I saw that it was about the Mars rover.

Rover is a dog's name, so it could easily have been a dog penis.

I can believe...
Famous performers and sportsmen tend to have shorter lives, new study reports

Stress can be a mutherfucker.

I'm not sure their lives are on average any more stressful. Maybe physiologically - late nights and such.

Do you puke before you start your job?

The stress of performing in front of thousands of people, having to maintain a level of professionalism while staying on top of your game, getting scrutinized on your every move, etc. can be way more stressful than lets say... being a Structural Engineer.

From what I've heard NFL lineman tend to die young. The physical stress of being a three hundred pound dude going full out on a regular basis just surpasses the limits of what the human heart is built to take.

Apparently Iggy Pop appeared on American Idol at some point. He didn't tone himself down any. At one point he gets right in Jennifer Lopez's face and makes her back up. I don't know how I should feel about this, but I choose to be amused.

There's a link between Type-A personalities and early deaths due to stress-induced physiological problems.

The thing about Type-As is that they're hard-working, competitive, motivated, and determined, which are all qualities that put people in a position for success in their respective fields. Unfortunately, they cause just as much stress as success.

She was totally digging that though, you can see her lean forward a bit into him.

I bet Iggy hit that after, hell shes as old as him.