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14232949 04-23-2013 02:32 PM

Mr A, apparently has no 'mental problems' despite beating up a student and getting so turned on by his own acts of violence on a minor that he started beating his own meat.
Strange, strange country.
The school denied he 'touched himself' yet there's a crystal clear picture of him doing so.

Burning Down 04-23-2013 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1310383)

What the...

wow.

FRED HALE SR. 04-23-2013 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1310390)
What the...

wow.

Wonder what hes gonna do for an encore, that is totally awesome. LOL

Stephen 04-23-2013 06:35 PM

Ohio man arrested over sex with neighbour's inflatable pool raft

Janszoon 04-23-2013 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stp (Post 1310523)

Off in a corner of the yard a Korean teacher masturbates furiously.

Stephen 04-23-2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1310532)
Off in a corner of the yard a Korean teacher masturbates furiously.

:laughing:

Scarlett O'Hara 04-23-2013 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by stp (Post 1310523)

:laughing:

He was messing with PRIVATE property.

The Batlord 04-24-2013 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by stp (Post 1310523)

America: at least our perverts don't assault you and then masturbate in a school.

Janszoon 04-24-2013 05:23 PM

Yes, that's a 14-year-old burger in my pocket… – Eatocracy - CNN.com Blogs

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Usually, we have a knack for knowing when to toss away food that’s about to go bad. But sometimes, we completely forget about it until we encounter quite a surprise.

That’s what happened to David Whipple, a Utah native who discovered an old hamburger in his coat pocket. How old was that burger? Let’s just say it was cooked when Bill Clinton was president.

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1311040)

And it didn't change appearance. Good god America what are we eating? :rofl:

gunnels 04-24-2013 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1311040)

I love how it doesn't look very different from a fresh one. :laughing:
EDIT: Damnit, Fred beat me to it. =\

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311043)
I love how it doesn't look very different from a fresh one. :laughing:
EDIT: Damnit, Fred beat me to it. =\

Which begs the question is everything covered in preservatives? Gross.

gunnels 04-24-2013 05:43 PM

I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.
But yeah, ever see a stray fast food fry in your car in perfect condition, yet you can't remember the last time you had fast food? It's somewhat disturbing.

Burning Down 04-24-2013 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311045)
I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.

It was probably ketchup, many many moons ago.

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311045)
I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.
But yeah, ever see a stray fast food fry in your car in perfect condition, yet you can't remember the last time you had fast food? It's somewhat disturbing.

I remember the days, pulling up to that fast food window at 2 am and ending up wearing about half the food. Months later discovering that I have a burrito wedged in my seat track and thats why i can't move my seat. Good times.

gunnels 04-24-2013 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1311047)
I remember the days, pulling up to that fast food window at 2 am and ending up wearing about half the food. Months later discovering that I have a burrito wedged in my seat track and thats why i can't move my seat. Good times.

What.

I....what?

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311048)
What.

I....what?
You never smelled it or anything?

It was actually my moms Bronco so i rarely used the truck. She apparently couldn;t smell it. She let me know when she found it though. She didn't even notice when i burned down one of the three trees we had in the backyard til five years later.

Janszoon 04-24-2013 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311045)
I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.

I think it's a pickle. They mentioned something about a pickle in the video.

Sequoioideae 04-24-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1311068)
I think it's a pickle. They mentioned something about a pickle in the video.

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle it.

Freebase Dali 04-24-2013 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1311042)
And it didn't change appearance. Good god America what are we eating? :rofl:

I don't know what you're eating, but personally, I'm not eating desiccated food.
Are you eating desiccated food? You do realize that when organic matter and its environment contains no moisture, bacteria cannot do its thing?

I'm surprised at you people. It's like you live in the 21st century and only watch Youtube and read Facebook posts about genetically modified corn and evil corporations selling you chemicals to eat. (You're not necessarily wrong, but still, there does exist a world of nature outside of what you watch on the internet)

Psychedub Dude 04-24-2013 10:37 PM

didn't know where else to post this haha


Apparently this is a real thing. :usehead:

djchameleon 04-24-2013 10:42 PM

that thing is so useless a good chicago wind would blow it away. lol

Psychedub Dude 04-24-2013 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1311133)
that thing is so useless a good chicago wind would blow it away. lol

haha for real, the best part is the guy with the sunglasses and the book or the extremely poorly done green screening hahah :rofl:

djchameleon 04-24-2013 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Psychedub Dude (Post 1311140)
haha for real, the best part is the guy with the sunglasses and the book or the extremely poorly done green screening hahah :rofl:

lol yeah I love that.....the water just falling onto the book.



Edit: oops I thought this was the amazing thread or w/e....moving it there.

Psychedub Dude 04-24-2013 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1311142)
lol yeah I love that.....the water just falling onto the book.



yeah the water is all over the place haha
"itll even protect your brand new hairdo" :rofl:

The Batlord 04-25-2013 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1311082)
there does exist a world of nature outside of what you watch on the internet

Lies.

FRED HALE SR. 04-25-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1311082)
I don't know what you're eating, but personally, I'm not eating desiccated food.
Are you eating desiccated food? You do realize that when organic matter and its environment contains no moisture, bacteria cannot do its thing?

I'm surprised at you people. It's like you live in the 21st century and only watch Youtube and read Facebook posts about genetically modified corn and evil corporations selling you chemicals to eat. (You're not necessarily wrong, but still, there does exist a world of nature outside of what you watch on the internet)

My point wasn't that the food was still edible after sitting for years, apparently thats what you think I said. Personally I stray from fast food in general. Actually you're on course with my preferrence for avoiding GMO however. I spend plenty of time in the real world also, when i'm bored with the internet. :laughing:

LoathsomePete 04-25-2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1311442)

I know you posted it first, but this headline is way better.

Mars rover’s penis ‘graffiti’ goes viral | The Space Reporter

Sequoioideae 04-25-2013 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1311485)
I know you posted it first, but this headline is way better.

Mars rover’s penis ‘graffiti’ goes viral | The Space Reporter

God bless America.

The Batlord 04-26-2013 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1311442)

I was resigned to the fact that I knew I was going to see a picture of some dude's penis. It's not that I wanted to see a penis, but I just knew that I was going to click on it out of sheer curiosity. I was almost disappointed when I saw that it was about the Mars rover.

Burning Down 04-26-2013 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1311703)
I was resigned to the fact that I knew I was going to see a picture of some dude's penis. It's not that I wanted to see a penis, but I just knew that I was going to click on it out of sheer curiosity. I was almost disappointed when I saw that it was about the Mars rover.

Rover is a dog's name, so it could easily have been a dog penis.

sopsych 04-26-2013 10:07 AM

I can believe...
Famous performers and sportsmen tend to have shorter lives, new study reports

Plankton 04-27-2013 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sopsych (Post 1311736)

Stress can be a mutherfucker.

sopsych 04-28-2013 09:40 PM

I'm not sure their lives are on average any more stressful. Maybe physiologically - late nights and such.

Plankton 04-29-2013 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sopsych (Post 1312850)
I'm not sure their lives are on average any more stressful. Maybe physiologically - late nights and such.

Do you puke before you start your job?

The stress of performing in front of thousands of people, having to maintain a level of professionalism while staying on top of your game, getting scrutinized on your every move, etc. can be way more stressful than lets say... being a Structural Engineer.

The Batlord 04-29-2013 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sopsych (Post 1312850)
I'm not sure their lives are on average any more stressful. Maybe physiologically - late nights and such.

From what I've heard NFL lineman tend to die young. The physical stress of being a three hundred pound dude going full out on a regular basis just surpasses the limits of what the human heart is built to take.

The Batlord 05-01-2013 10:56 AM

Apparently Iggy Pop appeared on American Idol at some point. He didn't tone himself down any. At one point he gets right in Jennifer Lopez's face and makes her back up. I don't know how I should feel about this, but I choose to be amused.

Paedantic Basterd 05-01-2013 11:43 AM

There's a link between Type-A personalities and early deaths due to stress-induced physiological problems.

The thing about Type-As is that they're hard-working, competitive, motivated, and determined, which are all qualities that put people in a position for success in their respective fields. Unfortunately, they cause just as much stress as success.

djchameleon 05-01-2013 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1313932)
Apparently Iggy Pop appeared on American Idol at some point. He didn't tone himself down any. At one point he gets right in Jennifer Lopez's face and makes her back up. I don't know how I should feel about this, but I choose to be amused.

She was totally digging that though, you can see her lean forward a bit into him.

FRED HALE SR. 05-01-2013 03:29 PM

I bet Iggy hit that after, hell shes as old as him.


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