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The Batlord 09-09-2015 06:16 PM

OMG is that her husband on the right? I wouldn't let that pic anywhere near my Twitter page if I was a politician (Ted Cruz is on the left).


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COZyT6NWsAAr0sB.jpg

Frownland 09-09-2015 06:20 PM

When I first saw him, I honestly thought he was a "real workin man" actor that they brought on there to appeal to the audience, but yes it is her husband.

The Batlord 09-09-2015 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1633924)
When I first saw him, I honestly thought he was a "real workin man" actor that they brought on there to appeal to the audience, but yes it is her husband.

Same here.

Frownland 09-09-2015 06:34 PM

Hey, he could still be putting on a show because they aske....oh wait, they're from Kentucky so it's probably legit. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of Blarobbarg where he's not wearing a straw hat, so that stereotype is definitely true.

Janszoon 09-09-2015 08:51 PM

He looks exactly like the Cajun guy from The Waterboy.

The Batlord 09-09-2015 09:16 PM

You like to see homos naked?

Frownland 09-09-2015 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1633951)
You like to see homos naked?

I don't care if they're gay, straight, or anywhere in between, a nude, attractive lady is alright by me any time of day.

OccultHawk 09-09-2015 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1633957)
I don't care if they're gay, straight, or anywhere in between, a nude, attractive lady is alright by me any time of day.

I like small adult genitalia, both sexes.

The Batlord 09-09-2015 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1633963)
I like small adult genitalia, both sexes.

http://www.contactinc.com/img/mirror.jpg

Psy-Fi 09-10-2015 12:49 AM

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph :laughing:

The Batlord 09-16-2015 10:34 PM

Dave Mustaine Mourns the Loss of Twinkies, Endorses Secession - MetalSucks


Unfortunately the video interview at the end of the article has been taken down (presumably because Dave Mustaine is a whiny ****). But the article is about exactly what the title suggests.

Key 09-17-2015 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1633951)
You like to see homos naked?

Home is where you make it

Plankton 09-17-2015 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1635359)
Dave Mustaine Mourns the Loss of Twinkies, Endorses Secession - MetalSucks


Unfortunately the video interview at the end of the article has been taken down (presumably because Dave Mustaine is a whiny ****). But the article is about exactly what the title suggests.

Another example of what prolonged drug use can do to the human body. Particularly the brain.

The Batlord 09-17-2015 02:30 PM

I'd be totally happy if he was a non-Reborn Christian and non-uber Libertarian, but still a loudmouth. Why's he gotta be a self-parody like that? I love what an ******* he is, but he ruins it with his religious and/or political ranting.

LoathsomePete 09-20-2015 09:14 PM

Kurt Angle's brother David charged with the murder of his wife - Cageside Seats

At first I misread the title and thought Kurt Angle killed his wife in a Chris Benoit move. Still an awful story.

Cuthbert 09-21-2015 11:22 AM

Our Prime Minister is alleged to have inserted his cock into the mouth of a dead pig.

LoathsomePete 09-21-2015 11:47 AM

I love how Google automatically fills in David Cameron with David Cameron Pig

Ninetales 09-21-2015 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1636468)
Our Prime Minister is alleged to have inserted his cock into the mouth of a dead pig.

:0

The Black Mirror correctly predicting the future god help us all

Frownland 09-21-2015 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1636468)
Our Prime Minister is alleged to have inserted his cock into the mouth of a dead pig.

That's a terrible thing to do to a dead cop. Disgraceful.

The Batlord 09-21-2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1636468)
Our Prime Minister is alleged to have inserted his cock into the mouth of a dead pig.

Like, insert as in he just stuck it in, or he straight up ****ed a pig's mouth? And why the mouth? If it isn't alive to participate then you're not going to get a very good BJ.

Janszoon 09-21-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636510)
Like, insert as in he just stuck it in, or he straight up ****ed a pig's mouth? And why the mouth? If it isn't alive to participate then you're not going to get a very good BJ.

Maybe the pig's head way all there was.

The Batlord 09-21-2015 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1636511)
Maybe the pig's head way all there was.

No way.

Janszoon 09-21-2015 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636512)
No way.

Yes way.

Cuthbert 09-21-2015 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636510)
Like, insert as in he just stuck it in, or he straight up ****ed a pig's mouth? And why the mouth? If it isn't alive to participate then you're not going to get a very good BJ.

Insert.

The rugby uni banter lads do shit like this all the time.

The Batlord 09-21-2015 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1636527)
Insert.

The rugby uni banter lads do shit like this all the time.

wut

Cuthbert 09-21-2015 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636530)
wut

The players in university rugby clubs do this sort of stuff all the time and pass it off as banter.

Dip their cocks into their pint and neck it, drink pints of piss, spank each other with pool cues, scrum their way into night clubs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0bGISoHAE

The Batlord 09-21-2015 04:28 PM

And stick their dicks in farm animals?

DwnWthVwls 09-22-2015 06:05 AM

What a bunch of idiots.

The Batlord 09-29-2015 12:53 AM

Police Officer Opens Fire on Black Family in Texas

Aux-In 09-29-2015 06:15 PM

The whole WV story is pretty crazy. What a mess.

Oriphiel 09-29-2015 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1638472)

Did you see this one?

Man Named 'Terminator Rambo' Passes Trump in Local Presidential Candidate Popularity Poll, Celebrates by Driving a Tank Through Wallstreet

Justthefacts 09-30-2015 05:08 PM

Vinyl sales bigger than streaming revenue, according to US figures | NME.COM

GuD 10-02-2015 04:08 PM

https://gma.yahoo.com/jeb-bush-says-...pstories.html#

this man is running for president. i await the ensuing and likely disingenuous apology. why are republicans so scared of changing things?

Psy-Fi 10-03-2015 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1639186)
https://gma.yahoo.com/jeb-bush-says-...pstories.html#

this man is running for president. i await the ensuing and likely disingenuous apology. why are republicans so scared of changing things?

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...psug4bo44i.gif

Chula Vista 10-03-2015 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1639186)
why are republicans so scared of changing things?

Because they have to echo the attitudes of their voting base. I get the whole less government thing (well, except for interstate highways and other convenient things they provide), but stuff like vaginal probes and anti-women's rights, bowing to the NRA, wanting God to intervene in policy, the homophobia, and letting the rich and corporations keep getting richer at the expense of the middle class and the environment....

You just gotta shake your head.

Psy-Fi 10-07-2015 09:32 AM

Feminists tricked into peeing their pants for 'equality' | Sun Times National

Cuthbert 10-07-2015 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1640854)

I saw this and I just can't believe it's real. It is hilarious, in the top 5 trolls of the year, with The Sun's 'mammary lapse' also.

Sun's Page Three 'returns' as paper takes swipe at rivals - BBC News

grindy 10-07-2015 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1640854)

Dunno, seems to me like articles about those 'new teen drug crazes' tabloids love reporting on.
One ******* does it, a few dozen talk about it ironically in social media and suddenly it's widespread and news.

The Batlord 10-07-2015 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1640854)

Does Sansa have a Twitter account?

Cuthbert 10-07-2015 04:22 PM

:d


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