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The Batlord 11-13-2017 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1893935)
Wtf are you blabbering on about? I'm not defending him. Idiot. Try clearing the wax out of your ears before you post, fool of a Took!

Yes. You're bitching about him for snubbing some who-****ing-cares Mick award.

Cuthbert 11-13-2017 02:51 PM

'Transracial' Florida man born white claims he is Filipino | Daily Mail Online

Chula Vista 11-13-2017 03:55 PM

Sexual abuse by a 30+ year man with a 14 year old child = stealing a lawn mower.

Brandon Moseley:

I believe Judge Roy Moore - Alabama Political Reporter

Un-****ing-believable.

Brandon Mosely:



$1,000 says this dude diddled his little sister a few decades ago.

Also, most hilarious comb over ever.

Jesus freak: commit a sin and ask God to forgive you = free pass for the rest of your life.

Atheist: commit a crime and go the **** to jail.

In hindsight, the x-files should have done a mini-series about bible belt yokels.

Happy Neo?

Frownland 11-13-2017 03:59 PM

^Responding to pundits as such is exactly what they want mate. Name recognition is super valuable.

Chula Vista 11-13-2017 04:10 PM

It's just so beyond rational at this point. Didn't think my mind could be blown any worse over politics.

WRONG.

EDIT: Check out the movie thread bud. This flick is gonna score a 99% on MusicBanterTomatoes.com

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 04:18 PM

Weird-o exists in Alabama

Stop the Presses

Frownland 11-13-2017 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1894054)
It's just so beyond rational at this point. Didn't think my mind could be blown any worse over politics.

WRONG.

When pundits say it, remember that making people outraged gets them in the news. It's rarely, if ever, genuine. Sort of like Kim Kardashian: do you think she'd ever make money if people didn't gawk (positively or negatively) about everything she did?

Trollheart 11-13-2017 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1893953)
Muslims always start **** then play the victim. It’s not their ****ing country. They got pissed off because Myanmar isn’t an Islamic Theocracy and started pulling that terrorist bull**** but Myanmar had other ideas. Good for them.

And **** the human collateral damage, right?
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1893992)
Yes. You're bitching about him for snubbing some who-****ing-cares Mick award.

No I ****ing am not you fool. I don't care what he does. I'm saying that what he has done is nothing more than a symbolic gesture made to get his name in the news. I don't care if he stays on the roll, gets his name taken off it or sticks the entire thing up his sanctimonious ****ing hole. My point is, nobody cares and don't make a ****ing news story out of it. Geldof hasn't been in the news for how long? How can this be seen as anything other than his attempt - desperate attempt - to remain relevant in a world that has forgotten who he is?

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894088)
No I ****ing am not you fool. I don't care what he does. I'm saying that what he has done is nothing more than a symbolic gesture made to get his name in the news. I don't care if he stays on the roll, gets his name taken off it or sticks the entire thing up his sanctimonious ****ing hole. My point is, nobody cares and don't make a ****ing news story out of it. Geldof hasn't been in the news for how long? How can this be seen as anything other than his attempt - desperate attempt - to remain relevant in a world that has forgotten who he is?

Yeah you totally don't sound like a butthurt nationalist.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894093)
Yeah you totally don't sound like a butthurt nationalist.

**** nationalism. If it was an award for being the biggest cocksucker in ireland I'd still say he's a **** for bringing attention to it. **** him. Let him do what he wants, but let him also realise nobody's interested in anything he does or says any more. Live Aid is OVER, man. You've had your time. Now **** off.

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894099)
**** nationalism. If it was an award for being the biggest cocksucker in ireland I'd still say he's a **** for bringing attention to it. **** him. Let him do what he wants, but let him also realise nobody's interested in anything he does or says any more. Live Aid is OVER, man. You've had your time. Now **** off.

This is totally not a disproportionate response to non-news that would absolutely offend any non-nationalist.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894100)
This is totally not a disproportionate response to non-news that would absolutely offend any non-nationalist.

Please do by all means take this opportunity to **** off. Thank you.

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894118)
Please do by all means take this opportunity to **** off. Thank you.

I don't know why you're so mad at me. I'm not the Northern Ireland soccer team.

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 05:25 PM

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And **** the human collateral damage, right?
The Burmese had two choices:

1) Go tit for tat with them for decades stacking up human collateral damage on both sides
2) Taking out the garbage now and keeping the human collateral damage within the ethnicity that started it

Like every other culture they can look around the world and see how accepting Islam works out for people. Sure, I would rather nobody died but when one side constantly starts **** I don’t blame the culture that decides not to go that route.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894125)
I don't know why you're so mad at me. I'm not the Northern Ireland soccer team.

Hah. They didn't make it to the World Cup. Mind you, we probably won't either.

Look, if you lived here you'd realise there's almost no such thing as Irish nationalism in the South. Almost every person you talk to will tell you Ireland sucks and is a shit hole, and they're right.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1894127)
The Burmese had two choices:

1) Go tit for tat with them for decades stacking up human collateral damage on both sides
2) Taking out the garbage now and keeping the human collateral damage within the ethnicity that started it

Like every other culture they can look around the world and see how accepting Islam works out for people. Sure, I would rather nobody died but when one side constantly starts **** I don’t blame the culture that decides not to go that route.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7f/7f930...f3d2504126.jpg

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894136)
Hah. They didn't make it to the World Cup. Mind you, we probably won't either.

Look, if you lived here you'd realise there's almost no such thing as Irish nationalism in the South. Almost every person you talk to will tell you Ireland sucks and is a shit hole, and they're right.

Yeah the IRA was just a social club.

Frownland 11-13-2017 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1894127)
The Burmese had two choices:

1) Go tit for tat with them for decades stacking up human collateral damage on both sides
2) Taking out the garbage now and keeping the human collateral damage within the ethnicity that started it

Like every other culture they can look around the world and see how accepting Islam works out for people. Sure, I would rather nobody died but when one side constantly starts **** I don’t blame the culture that decides not to go that route.

Clearly a false dichotomy used as a way to SUPPORT GENOCIDE. Seriously go jump off a bridge if you think the actions of the Burmese are justified. I'm not saying that the Rohingyan insurgents are in the right either btw, but a genocide is the worst way to go about it.

You ever thought that maybe if the Rohingyans weren't treated like garbage for over 50 years then less of them would feel the need for an insurgance? Clearly Buddhism is the scourge of the earth.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894142)
Yeah the IRA was just a social club.

That was NORTHERN IRELAND, you ignorant *******.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1894145)
Clearly a false dichotomy used as a way to SUPPORT GENOCIDE. Seriously go jump off a bridge if you think the actions of the Burmese are justified. I'm not saying that the Rohingyan insurgents are in the right either btw, but a genocide is the worst way to go about it.

He ain't listening.

Cuthbert 11-13-2017 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894136)
Almost every person you talk to will tell you Ireland sucks and is a shit hole, and they're right.

I thought there was more to Ireland than that?

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894147)
That was NORTHERN IRELAND, you ignorant *******.

They were the ****ing Irish, you daft ****!

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1894150)
I thought there was more to Ireland than that?

Der's more t'Oireland dan dis!
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894153)
They were the ****ing Irish, you daft ****!

They worked their campaigns in NI and the UK, and were not supported by the people of the Republic. They're also gone. And, I have no idea what you think this has to do with me apparently being a nationalist. It's not like I supported the IRA. My aunt's uncle was in the original IRA, but that was a whole different time.

You are, of course, just trolling me, but it's working, cos **** you.

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894156)
They worked their campaigns in NI and the UK, and were not supported by the people of the Republic. They're also gone. And, I have no idea what you think this has to do with me apparently being a nationalist. It's not like I supported the IRA. My aunt's uncle was in the original IRA, but that was a whole different time.

You are, of course, just trolling me, but it's working, cos **** you.

You said the Irish weren't nationalistic. I'd say the Great Western Terrorist Movement of the 21st Century would prove that to be false enough to an extent that it's clearly absurd to say that there is no nationalistic strain in you cantankerous bar brawlers. The rest of you just had the benefit of not feeling the need to fight for anything, so you could just sit in your plaid green comfy chairs and smoke your pipes with your dicks in your hands.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894160)
You said the Irish weren't nationalistic. I'd say the Great Western Terrorist Movement of the 21st Century would prove that to be false enough to an extent that it's clearly absurd to say that there is no nationalistic strain in you cantankerous bar brawlers. The rest of you just had the benefit of not feeling the need to fight for anything, so you could just sit in your plaid green comfy chairs and smoke your pipes with your dicks in your hands.

Aren't. There's a big difference. Everyone in Ireland just wants to get on with their lives, and **** the government. And yes, before you ask, I have interviewed every single inhabitant of this island, and they all said the same thing: "Tell The Batlord to **** off." So, on behalf of every single Irish person, **** off. :)

The Batlord 11-13-2017 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894161)
Aren't. There's a big difference. Everyone in Ireland just wants to get on with their lives, and **** the government. And yes, before you ask, I have interviewed every single inhabitant of this island, and they all said the same thing: "Tell The Batlord to **** off." So, on behalf of every single Irish person, **** off. :)

Lulz whatever, dude. I'm sure plenty of Americans thought nationalism was dead after Vietnam, but here we are in the land of Trump and country music stars playing American flag guitars. You've just rolled over and turned your ass to the world but you're smelling the grass too so it's okay I guess?

Neapolitan 11-13-2017 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1894150)
I thought there was more to Ireland than that?

The are 34.5 million Irish in America who think Ireland is the greatest country in the world. The grass is always greener on the other side.

The Batlord 11-13-2017 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1894187)
The are 34.5 million Irish in America who think Ireland is the greatest country in the world. The grass is always greener on the other side.

And Ireland doesn't even have five million people, so I guess America's more Irish than those Paddies ever were.

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 07:32 PM

I’ve never met an American who claimed to be Irish that wasn’t just a regular mixbreed.

Trollheart 11-13-2017 07:39 PM

Those are some fast reflexes! And some major grade brakes too!

Truck narrowly avoids hitting children

:clap:

Frownland 11-13-2017 07:41 PM

That's not news, trucks don't hit kids every day.

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894192)
Those are some fast reflexes! And some major grade brakes too!

Truck narrowly avoids hitting children

:clap:

If that was a school bus that truck should’ve been stopped and the driver was reckless. If it was a city bus good eye. Does Norway have green school buses?

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 07:49 PM

https://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/...icult-to-watch

Yep

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Alarming video has been released in Norway showing why you should always slow down around school buses.


The Batlord 11-13-2017 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1894189)
I’ve never met an American who claimed to be Irish that wasn’t just a regular mixbreed.

*who

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894200)
*who

Suck my ass Ms grammar

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 08:26 PM

Donald Jr. has been in treasonous communication with Wikileaks since the campaign. Of course, Mueller and his ****ing clownshow won’t do anything about it.

Frownland 11-13-2017 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1894205)
Donald Jr. has been in treasonous communication with Wikileaks since the campaign. Of course, Mueller and his ****ing clownshow won’t do anything about it.

Now it's like a Shakespeare tragedy. Who do you think will assassinate who first?

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 08:37 PM

I hope Roy Moore is innocent and prosecuted anyway. Let him die with a prison dick up his ass.

OccultHawk 11-13-2017 11:17 PM

If Donald Jr. isn’t in jail in the next 24 hours this will be lost with the Comey firing.

And I know he won’t be.

No matter how in our faces the corruption is there’s never any justice.

Paedantic Basterd 11-14-2017 12:11 AM

Ain't no troll that can out-troll these folks. You've come to the wrong forum, my friend.

Neapolitan 11-14-2017 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (Post 1894236)
wah wah wah

neither is NBC

and you lefty f♀ggots sure loved wikileaks when they were leaking videos of the iraq war and **** like that

crybabies

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Originally Posted by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (Post 1894237)
wahhhhhhhhhhh we lost and we don't get any retribution ;(

After nine months of being presumed dead you reemerge with an audio message. Wow I can't believe that news story. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/457584...ve-syria-iraq/


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