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Old 02-19-2020, 07:38 AM   #20661 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2020, 07:50 AM   #20662 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:07 AM   #20663 (permalink)
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I want my free hug. Where should we meet?
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:37 AM   #20664 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:46 AM   #20665 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:58 AM   #20666 (permalink)
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Consider yourself hugged <3
If that's not satisfactory enough you'll have to come all the way to England I'm afraid because thats where I'm at now and I don't think I'll cross the Atlantic any time soon
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Old 02-19-2020, 09:02 AM   #20667 (permalink)
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Consider yourself hugged <3
If that's not satisfactory enough you'll have to come all the way to England I'm afraid because thats where I'm at now and I don't think I'll cross the Atlantic any time soon
Can you pay? I need business class please. I’m not a goddamn sardine.
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Old 02-19-2020, 09:33 AM   #20668 (permalink)
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Lmao I'm a poor student, not your sugar daddy
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Old 02-19-2020, 09:42 AM   #20669 (permalink)
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Lmao I'm a poor student, not your sugar daddy
I’m not sitting in coach if that’s what this is about.
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Old 02-19-2020, 10:36 AM   #20670 (permalink)
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