The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Current Events, Philosophy, & Religion
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-04-2016, 12:49 PM   #3091 (permalink)
.
 
grindy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: .
Posts: 7,201
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
**** wildfires in the asshole with fat porcupines.
They'd probably enjoy it.
__________________
A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.
grindy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2016, 01:02 PM   #3092 (permalink)
Music Addict
 
Ninetales's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: livin wild
Posts: 2,179
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by monkeytennis View Post
The footage is unreal.
Yeah, watching how people had to drive with flames literally engulfing everything on both sides of the road is heartbreaking.

I don't live close (7hr drive), but I think everyone in alberta knows someone who was up there. the company I work for has about 9 buildings up there and they are part of my scheduling portfolio. All of them could be destroyed in the next couple days. I was talking with the lead up there on Monday and she and all of our staff was unaffected and doing fine. It's crazy that 24 hours later everyones gone and may lose their homes.

this used to be a suburb my god:

Ninetales is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 03:33 AM   #3093 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Black Country
Posts: 8,827
Default

Villagers stunned to discover 'angel from heaven' on beach. Turns out to be a sex doll

hah
Cuthbert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 05:12 AM   #3094 (permalink)
.
 
grindy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: .
Posts: 7,201
Default

Huh.

Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village - ABC News
__________________
A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.
grindy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 05:23 AM   #3095 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,548
Default

They're not fooling anybody. It's not the end of the world if someone finds out you have a sex doll.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 05:55 AM   #3096 (permalink)
Aficionado of Fine Filth
 
Psy-Fi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 6,799
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy View Post
There's probably an entire Chinese village making sex toys in a factory somewhere in China at this very moment.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jwb View Post
A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

She's a Brick House
Psy-Fi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 11:47 AM   #3097 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default

Quote:
“If you would come to South Carolina and go to Waffle House with me, you would see very quickly I’m the farthest thing from a bigot or a racist,” he said earlier in the interview.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 11:52 AM   #3098 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default


Meet Philly Jesus, who carries a cross, wears robes, raps and was recently arrested in an Apple store


I've actually encountered this guy in person before.
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 05:29 PM   #3099 (permalink)
Mord
 
Zhanteimi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Tokyo
Posts: 4,874
Default

Render unto Apple what is Apple's.
Zhanteimi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2016, 07:53 PM   #3100 (permalink)
midnite roles around
 
Tristan_Geoff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,290
Default

Someone remind me if I forget to check back on this
__________________
YW Fam: All MB Music Projects Under One Roof

Emo/Pop Punk Journal

Techno Journal


Quote:
Originally Posted by Neward Thelman View Post
"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I own the mail
Tristan_Geoff is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.