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djchameleon 02-12-2014 08:53 AM

Man charged after throwing semen on woman he stalked at Walmart in Delaware - NY Daily News

pretty sure I found a picture of Batlord.

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Frank J. Short Jr., was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct, lewdness and offenses touching of another with saliva, urine, feces or other bodily fluid, say police documents obtained by the Smoking Gun. He allegedly splashed her with his own semen while the two were in the store.

The Batlord 02-12-2014 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1415688)

I wonder if he could smell her cunt?

And I am not a deathcore kid. :finger:

Psy-Fi 02-12-2014 09:13 AM

^ It seems like every other week I read a story about some sort of perverted activity occurring at a Walmart store. The place must be some kind of perv-magnet.

Janszoon 02-13-2014 02:56 PM

Justin Bieber Wax Figure at Madame Tussauds Groped to Death | TIME.com

bob. 02-13-2014 03:46 PM

Industrial band Skinny Puppy demand payment after music is used in Guantánamo torture | Music | The Guardian

Paul Smeenus 02-13-2014 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1416075)



Why the f*ck aren't they using Beiber to torture?

Scarlett O'Hara 02-13-2014 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1416075)

:laughing:

Canada should take him back. I'm not sure whether Burning Down will be pleased about it lol.

The Batlord 02-14-2014 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1416124)
Why the f*ck aren't they using Beiber to torture?

Because jokes about how much Justin Bieber sucks are old and boring?

Janszoon 02-14-2014 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1416268)
Because jokes about how much Justin Bieber suck are old and boring?

How much Justin Bieber suck?

The Batlord 02-14-2014 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1416274)
How much Justin Bieber suck?

You're a chode.

Janszoon 02-14-2014 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1416280)
You're a chode.

How much chode suck?

bob. 02-14-2014 12:25 PM


Cuthbert 02-16-2014 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1416263)

That Nihal is a fucking prick. Doesn't surprise me he'd do something like this, it's just a lyric you bellend.

djchameleon 02-16-2014 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1416967)
That Nihal is a fucking prick. Doesn't surprise me he'd do something like this, it's just a lyric you bellend.

yeah when I saw the video on Facebook. It might just be a lyric but it's ****ed up and he would have lost the battle anyways because of it. The audience wasn't feeling it when he said it. I would have preferred that the girl he was rapping against just ripped him to shreds over it but this dude had to white knight and come up on stage.

Doesn't matter what you say. If you don't have the crowd you won't win.

Prime example!

Cuthbert 02-16-2014 10:00 AM

Yeah if anyone should have said anything it was her not Nihal, would have been funny if the girl used it against him.

Nihal is a sly bastard though, I remember he interviewed Tommy Robinson and said he had a clip of him calling someone a Paki, Tommy asked him to play it and he said he'd get it after the show. Then I saw Tommy tweet him after asking if he'd found it yet and he didn't reply :D.

djchameleon 02-17-2014 11:06 AM

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In December, a nearly identical case was announced in Colombia. That woman opted to have surgery. The Brazilian says she does not want the fetus removed.
That's the disturbing part of it.

Goofle 02-17-2014 03:46 PM

Video: Has a ghost been caught on camera at 'haunted' pub, Ye Olde Man and Scythe in Bolton, Greater Manchester? - Manchester Evening News

This is one of my local pubs. Pretty cool video, but sped up that way, any kind of light shining in the window could create a strange image.

OR MAYBE GHOSTS ARE REAL!

Scarlett O'Hara 02-17-2014 06:16 PM

That's really cool. Who knows. I can see why it probably isn't, because how can ghosts flicker?

Frownland 02-17-2014 10:26 PM

New Survey: 1 in 4 Americans Believe the Sun Revolves Around the Earth - ImaGeo | DiscoverMagazine.com

Fuckin Americans.

Janszoon 02-18-2014 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1417586)

The funny part is, if you check out the link in that article, the numbers are even worse in Europe.

djchameleon 02-18-2014 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1417624)
The funny part is, if you check out the link in that article, the numbers are even worse in Europe.

Yeah but people wouldn't care that 1 in 3 people from Europe believe that.

It gets more attraction to single out America because people love to shit on Americans.

Frownland 02-18-2014 07:39 AM

Fuckin Europeans.

Paul Smeenus 02-18-2014 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1417586)



butthead aka 216 02-18-2014 12:39 PM

well im not surprised t any stat abotu americans, or anyone that says ppl dont know 'basic' stuff. i prob dont know a lot of it either cause there is limited room in my brain. i cant waste space with pointless stuff so i just use the availabl room for practical things i can use in everyday life and things that interest me

Plankton 02-18-2014 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1417763)
well im not surprised t any stat abotu americans, or anyone that says ppl dont know 'basic' stuff. i prob dont know a lot of it either cause there is limited room in my brain. i cant waste space with pointless stuff so i just use the availabl room for practical things i can use in everyday life and things that interest me


Hey, just .... I didn't need that fact... now I forgot who won Bud Bowl 8!

Cuthbert 02-18-2014 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1417586)


Why people think Americans are stupid - YouTube

44 seconds is the best bit.

Neapolitan 02-18-2014 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1417699)

lol he is talking about the Earth not moving, but the room behind appears to be moving.

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1417837)

Q: In terms of War on Terror who do you think should be the next country to invade?
A: Canada :laughing:

Freebase Dali 02-18-2014 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1417837)

Oh CNNNN, You're like The Onion. You probably make a lot of stupid people think you're real too.

Cuthbert 02-18-2014 07:22 PM

I didn't say it was real m80, I posted it cos it's funny.

Freebase Dali 02-18-2014 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1417868)
I didn't say it was real m80, I posted it cos it's funny.

I wasn't directing the comment at you. I was being general while making a point.

djchameleon 02-18-2014 08:58 PM

Neknominate is stupid and people should stop doing it.
Neknominate: The Online Drinking Game Sparking Moral Panic in Britain

Freebase Dali 02-18-2014 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1417892)
Neknominate is stupid and people should stop doing it.
Neknominate: The Online Drinking Game Sparking Moral Panic in Britain

Nah, I don't think it should stop.
It will be a good way to start weeding out the idiots from the gene pool, assuming they die of alcohol poisoning on occasion.

Let our new natural selection work like it's supposed to.

Paul Smeenus 02-18-2014 10:21 PM

← came very close to alcohol poisoning many times

Engine 02-18-2014 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1417920)
← came very close to alcohol poisoning many times

Everybody drink each time Paul mentions his past substance abuse.

Goofle 02-19-2014 01:07 AM

There's nothing wrong with the game. People need to stop being careless f*cks.

Neapolitan 02-19-2014 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1417944)
There's nothing wrong with the game. People need to stop being careless f*cks.

Yes! I think it is very careless for them to post videos of themselves drinking alcohol. If they feel so compelled to an interwebz challenge they should probably fake it and drink ice tea instead - no one will know. ;)

djchameleon 02-19-2014 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1417944)
There's nothing wrong with the game. People need to stop being careless f*cks.

I'm just jealous that their game took off and mines didn't when I created the same game two years ago even though it was just on Musicbanter and not really on facebook the same way.

Goofle 02-19-2014 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1417965)
Yes! I think it is very careless for them to post videos of themselves drinking alcohol. If they feel so compelled to an interwebz challenge they should probably fake it and drink ice tea instead - no one will know. ;)

One of my mates made a funny one where he said something to the effect of:

"What I have here is a concoction of boiled water, coffee and a drop of milk"

Then drank it as if it were gruesome.

If you want to down two pints of gin, then it's your stupid decision and that alone. Nobody tells you what to drink or even how much.

djchameleon 02-19-2014 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1418016)
One of my mates made a funny one where he said something to the effect of:

"What I have here is a concoction of boiled water, coffee and a drop of milk"

Then drank it as if it were gruesome.

If you want to down two pints of gin, then it's your stupid decision and that alone. Nobody tells you what to drink or even how much.

Isn't the one main rule of it to drink a pint of something? The rules of it got all distorted as it went on most likely though.

Goofle 02-19-2014 05:56 AM

It's flexible. Pretty sure Manky didn't do a pint.

Either way, people aren't ignorant to the effects of downing that kind of drink. No excuses for thinking it's a good idea.


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