I did one. It's just a bit of fun. People need to lighten up, and other people need to have the common sense not to drink ****ing lighter fluid.

Pussy.

You think they would worry about going blind if they did either.

Chuggin a fifth is just dumb as is buttchuggin

Let em all kill themselfs I agree with freebase

Anyone willing to shove a tube up their ass in public for any reason other than sexually deviancy is expendable as far as I'm concerned.

The Darwin Awards are calling.

Not five minutes ago I read a post on another forum I'm on that's perfect for this...

I feel like if ur pourin liquor into ur butthole ur positive impact on society is likely minimal

Unless it's Milwaukee's Beast. Then they're putting it where it deserves.

Dumb game. Typical Brits. 'Look at me I am wacky and I drink'. That bloke who died here - he said he had to “show who is boss”. Fucking knobcheese.

Drinking alcohol was cool and edgy when you were about 15. Why you post videos of yourself downing a pint, or vodka, or a mix of piss, pubes and gin, I have no idea.

I plan on showing who's boss by starting my own company and employing people.

That is, if I could stop drinking all the time. :(

:d:d

I know it's a 5hour energy drink commercial and not a news story. Still "wow I can't believe that" a non-profit was started up by sophomore and uses discard items to build wheel chairs and provide them to those who don't qualify on medicare.
#31 Tim Balz, Freedom Chairs

Video: Sickening racist attack on Glasgow street busker is seen by hundreds of thousands of TV viewers - Daily Record

Would buy him a beer irl.

Fecking pussies, both the fat bald idiot and the skinny chested turd that tried to suckerpunch the street musician dude.

I hope those cunts get theirs in prison.

Don't think they serve beer in prison.

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Is there something in your life that is not in control? Substances can help us deal with physical and emotional feelings, which is when you know it's not just for enjoyment. I've been there (not alcohol though). :(

Praise the load?

If The Shoe Sticks, Don't Wear It | The Smoking Gun

haha

VHS Arrest: Woman Jailed for Overdue Video Rental | InvestorPlace

Be kind, rewind

» Exclusive East London Warehouse Party Set To Introduce Ban On Dancing

Ugh.

That's such a fake onion type article

I knew that, but it still makes me go ugh!

No. My life is great. I just find it boring if it's not augmented with alcohol.

"Igloo hidden on U of U campus allegedly hosted illegal activity"

Fox-13 Utah

SALT LAKE CITY – Constructing the secret spot required cold substances, but several students found themselves in hot water after an officer on patrol came to the door of an igloo hidden on the University of Utah campus.
A University of Utah Campus Police officer was on patrol and found the makeshift igloo with four U of U students inside, who were allegedly smoking marijuana.
The igloo was found in a wooded area near Red Butte Creek on January 31, and the officer initially thought it might have been a homeless camp. Sgt. Garth Smith with U of U campus police described the scene.
“What they found was an igloo about 5-feet tall, 10-foot diameter,” he said. “It had an entrance to it that had a cardboard door, they said it was about 10-inches thick, the igloo itself.”
Police said one of the four students inside had a backpack allegedly containing marijuana and paraphernalia.
“We don’t even know if they built it, they were just occupying it,” Smith said. “So we don’t know who built it, but they were inside of it.”
None of the four students were arrested, and police said one of them was cited.
The igloo has since been destroyed by police officers wielding sledgehammers.
The students have been referred to the university’s Student Behavior Committee, who will determine what, if any, punishments the students face. Possible punishments might include sanctions against the students or even expulsion.

University of Utah students caught smoking pot in igloo on campus - CNN.com

Best last sentence in a news story ever.

The title should had read "Clam Baked Alaska."

'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

I found that shocking, why would a woman dedicate her life to becoming "Barbie"?
Other than that, I wasn't sure if the author was making fun when I read the paragraph:
Could also be a result of not eating for weeks? If that isn't more than obvious.

If I couldn't see her nips that would totally creep me out.

"At least 29 people have been killed in a "violent terror attack" at a train station in the southwestern Chinese city of Kunming by a group of unidentified people brandishing knives."
Holy c...; the whole world's seems to have lost the plot entirely!

yeah I heard about that. A mass stabbing.

She's totally lying. She'd be dead in three days.

Holy ****!

Pope drops F-bomb during Vatican blessing | New York Post

Best pope ever.

An Argentinian pope... poor Argentinians, going through an insufferable crisis again, as usual, beyond repair, and the pope playing hero...

Two men hospitalized after 'Legend of Zelda' sword stabbing | News - Home

Meh. No one is better than a Borgia.

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A girl I used to work with in Newcastle has since moved to London and started doing stand-up comedy. She posted this picture on Twitter of an e-mail received regarding a gig she was booked for, and it went viral. Pretty crazy how it took off. The likes of Jason Manford, Sarah Millican, Frankie Boyle, Gina Yashere, Justin Moorhouse and Sarah Silverman shared it or commented on it. It made the front page if the 'i' newspaper, and was reported in The Guardian amongst others.

Could be a blessing in disguise if she's half decent.