There have been countless incidents involving Clarkson, I can't see any real chance of him being fired from the BBC like some people are saying.

:bonkhead: thats for pineda


he knew everyone could see. he just wanted to see if anyone would do anythin about it since he was obviously doin the same thing the week before and nobody cared lol. red sox couldnt really say much cause one of their pitchers is well known to do the same thing. still it was so obvious and so dumb

Cock-A-Doodle-Deux!

Artist who tied rooster to penis in Paris guilty of sexual exhibitionism - Telegraph

:laughing::laughing:

weirdo art ppl creep me out. there that infamous vid from like 7 yrs ago where theres all these hipster goth lookin weirdos in a room and some chick put spaghettios in her twat. then more recently that girl who gives the mic a literal blowjob.


"art"

I once had a heated debate as to whether or not two girls were nuts who slaughtered a horse that was slated to be killed already (I think it might have been sick or something, so it's not like it was necessarily a sociopathic act), gutted it, and then took pictures of themselves in the carcass, calling it art. Yeah, you can be as artsy as you wanna be, but if you're taking pictures of yourself in a dead horse then you're a nut who probably makes the people in your life miserable due to your personality disorder.

Imagine having this image from your wedding day permanently seared into your mind...

Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn | The Smoking Gun :yikes:

Wonder how they play?

Feds Seize Over 185 Counterfeit Guitars in NJ | The HUB

^ Probably not nearly as well as they burn!

One word: Quarter-Stick

^ That could be interesting. Set them at various tunings, wire them with explosives, run them through various effects pedals, plug them into some amps, turn up the volume, get some recording equipment to capture the cacophony, press the record button, flip the switch and... BOOM!

The results could even be released as an avant-garde musical piece. 'Exploding guitars from China' by The Feds.

Serial Pooper in Houston

^gee, I dunno, that's kinda gross

Combine this post with your avatar that looks like a log in water and I get lulz.

Genius!

Gonna need lots of reverb.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_shuIAU7sji...plosion-01.gif

Badass cat saves his person. The article is here, but the video really tells the whole story:

BBC News - Sudan woman faces death for apostasy

Since it's their religion, we must respect it. #TheReligionOfPeace

People can say what they want about Islamaphobia, and it's certainly a problem don't get me wrong, but Christians haven't executed anybody for heresy or apostasy for quite a while now. Sudan and Afghanistan = balls.

Don't forget beating her because Islamic law doesn't agree with her marriage.

But it is a religion and it is their religious belief. We must respect it and not criticise it :).

Stupid idea. Why on Earth would I have respect for a religion, or any religion, when I have no respect for the concept at all? If I have to live in a world created by religious folk then I have a right to criticize it. If I have to live in a state where gays can't get married because of a bunch of people's "personal" beliefs, then they are no longer just personal.

She should just change her religion, then she'd be off the hook.

I'm agreeing with you mate.

No yeah, I know. Just blowing off a little steam.

Gooooooo CATS! :thumb: :)

Cell Phone Video Shows Police Choking, Kicking 6th Graders

There are two liveleak videos at the link.

More shitty ass cops that don't know how to control themselves.

Also surprise surprise it happened in FL.

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/...ps667ef5ec.gif

****in pigs ****ings pigs, we're against the ****in pigs
stab them with some dirty rigs buried under dirt and twigs
god i hate that gang of ****in pigs


But they're just doing their job, right? Not like this **** happens **** knows how many times every single days almost everywhere.

^ Deej, post that here if you would. :)

Np!

This adds another layer to my post of the exact same video in the spam thread.

it me

:laughing:

That gif makes me laugh every time.

:laughing:

Menstrual cycle phase alters women's sexual preferences for composers of more complex music. :eek:

State TV: Iran police arrest 6 over 'Happy' video

I guess I'm not that shocked about it. Just a bit sad that they got arrested over hurting "public chastity".

For the first few paragraphs I actually thought that was serious. :laughing:

27 year old man hides in teen's bedroom and closet for five days:


Man hides in teen's closet for 5 days; mom unaware



Raising teenagers seems to get scarier all the time.

Is this even a real story? How oblivious are the parents? I don't think any competent parent should have any fear of this happening.

I know! I remember thinking my parents weren't too hard to fool when I was a teenager but even they wouldn't be that dumb. Can you imagine the mother's reaction when she discovered him? Also, did he just sit in there all day when the girl wasn't home? How did he eat or use the bathroom?

Hilariously relevant:

Why, because he's in the closet, or because he (allegedly) had sex with a 14 year old>