Butthead you will have a field day with this.

Loren Morris: Mother jailed for having sex with eight-year-old boy | Metro News

Just two years, will be out in one.

Will jailed school teacher Jeremy Forrest and his schoolgirl lover be reunited? | UK | News | Daily Express

This guy got five and a half years for a consensual relationship with a 15 year old.

Lol there's male priv for ya.. gee women have it soooo hard

It's on on Fox at nine o'clock on Thursday. Of course it's getting cancelled. Honestly I don't even know why that station even has shows. Anything that isn't American Idol or Glee gets cancelled halfway through the first season. I'm glad The Following is being allowed to live though. Awesome show.

Yeah I am kind of shocked they let The Following ride for a bit. They moved Rake from Thursdays to Fridays and you know that's such a death's door spot. Thurs at 9pm isn't too bad. House was on that night before it moved to Monday's.

Man arrested for sucking woman's toes at NC Wal-Mart, police say - WBTW-TV: News, Weather, and Sports for Florence, SC

Don't get that desperate Fluffy that this happens to you. :rofl:

My God that's funny.

Skills.

I wonder if he tells his victims it's raining?..

GPD releases sketch of 'urinator' | Gainesville.com

To quote southpark..

"Nice" ;)

Didn't Elvis marry priscilla when she was like, 16?

It's funny how we punish some ppl while others get a free pass.

I think that has less to do with who Elvis was than it has to do with the time period in which it happened.

I can only assume that Kevin Bacon's name recognition gives the show some leverage. Although, as awesome as Bacon's character is, Joe Carroll is clearly the star of that show. English dudes do creepy like no one else.

I have watched every episode of the following so far. Good show but I cant take any more of Bacons character being stupid. There has been about 30 instances of people outsmarting him, getting the drop on him, he keeps leaving people alone that he is trying to protect and they get in trouble...I will finish out season 2 because I have come this far but damn.

...and in other news:

Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Dont worry, I am on it.

lol

At least she's not making music while she's "researching" this.

Courtney Love is obsessed with missing plane - CNN.com

Apologies for people who find CNN not accurate, it 'twas the first thing that showed up.

I'll bet it was her who hijacked it. Now she'll probably try to make it look like it was an accident.

OPINION: Was Mom right to get Marineland class trip cancelled?

Marineland is basically our version of Sea World, in Niagara Falls. People are fucking up in arms on either side about this here, especially if you read the Twitter comments in the article. Personally I don't like Marineland and won't ever be visiting Sea World when I go the US, especially after I watched Blackfish. But seriously, this lady is wrecking the whole trip for everyone. She could have simply exercised her boycott by not signing the permission slips and keeping her kid at home :rolleyes:

Oh wow, got another story for you. A result of bad police record keeping, pretty much. Toronto Police Services never cease to surprise me. I hope they compensate this family for the damage done to their house and for all the electronics they seized.

Family surprised to learn it was Toronto cops who broke into house, removed computers | Toronto Star

Sea World is great. They used to have Marineland here in Cali out of Morro Bay.

I knew long before that doco that seaworld was bad for the whales and dolphins. Did you hear about the woman working with the dolphins was killed? I haven't watched Blackfish yet but will do in a couple of days. So sad.

In an era of increasing democratization of music, one band dared to dream of the plutocrization of music.

"According to RZA and the album’s main producer Tarik “Cilvaringz” Azzougarh, a Morocco-based part of Wu-Tang’s extended family, the plan is to first take Once Upon A Time In Shaolin on a “tour” through museums, galleries, festivals and the like. Just like a high-profile exhibit at a major institution, there will be a cost to attend, likely in the $30-$50 range."

"Visitors will go through heavy security to ensure that recording devices aren’t smuggled in; as an extra precaution, they’ll likely have to listen to the 128-minute album’s 31 songs on headphones provided by the venue. As Cilvaringz puts it: “One leak of this thing nullifies the entire concept.”

I doubt if many of their fans will shell out $30 to $50 bucks to listen to the album once.

And I wonder how long it will be before it gets bootlegged and shows up online for free?

Woman killed herself over benefits cut, says mental health watchdog | Society | The Guardian

Sad.

He had 15 yrs to replan his big shoe store heist and the guy just wings it..

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BBC News - Giant rat: Swedes agog at 'Ratzilla' in Stockholm

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Genuine phobia of these.

What a wimp :D.

:laughing:

When I was a kid we had two cats that slept in the laundry room which had a cat flap. One night we heard a big scuffle because a big scary rat came in through the flap and was chasing and hissing at the cats. The cats were scared ****less (total wimps) and so my dad got a hammer and as the rat jumped into his woolly hat he killed it.

Here's another douchebag in politics:

Alaskan State Sen. Pete Kelly wants to put pregnancy tests in bars [VIDEO] - UPI.com

looks like the huge sewer rats in NYC.

lol found this video looking for a different one.


ahh this is the one I was looking for.

Facebook Buys Oculus Rift Virtual Reality Manufacturer - TIME

So apparently FB bought the Oculus rift..

“Oculus has the potential to be the most social platform ever,” Mark says, but F*CK THAT! i say develop it as a video game medium before you that far ahead of yourself.

Holy ****, is that Splinter!?

I saw a rat this big on the streets of Baltimore city in the middle of the night. I did a double take, but that might have been my natural Baltimorian instinct telling me I was going to get mugged by a giant rat.

I could have lived a happy life never seeing that fecking rat. Then I got to see it seven more times scrolling down to say this.

When I was little our house became infested with dozens of giant filthy norwegian sewer rats that were so big and mean that they killed our cat, was the scariest thing in my short life (I was about six). Scarred me for life, to this day I am deathly afraid of sewer rats (I'm fine with tame pet rats) But none of them were the size of that thing. That looks to be about the size of a cocker spaniel. F*ck that sh*t. I don't even wanna be on the same continent with that thing.

lol @ splinter comment. thats a huge ass rat. my father's apartment growing up had mice and they were annoying and disgustin enough, i cant imagine rats

Hey look, R.O.U.S. They do exist.

The Stranglers "DOWN IN THE SEWER" - YouTube

And it was next to the flame spurt! :laughing:

Inconceivable.

One of those heartwarming stories the DM likes to post on their website.

Deaf Joanne Milne HEARS for first time with cochlear implants in moving video | Mail Online

Notice the complete lack or mention of where this implant took place though.

Joanne Milne: Woman hears for first time after her new cochlear implants switched on at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital - Birmingham Mail

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Man hangs himself and 4-year-old son over malware message | The Daily Dot


So Sad. If he knew he wasn't guilty of watching kiddie porn why did he take the threat so seriously?

What's the best tool for losing weight? Shame | The Daily Dot

I wonder how many people actually pay for that app. 300 dollars just to have people scream at you. :banghead:

-high school team gets new bleachers
-paid for by parents
-parents couldnt see the game well because of fence in the way, so they got new bleachers
-parents pay for new scoreboard as well


-someone complains anonymously that the boys bleachers are now better than the girls
-school given citation
-brand new bleachers must be taken out

lol @ idiots

I've heard of the same things. In theory I understand, but in real life the school is going to get more money by focusing on boy sports than on girl sports. Does it kinda suck that girls might feel left out? Sure. But I'd rather have new text books.

Women sports absolutely needs our support.

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Why do only male sports gotta count?
Females like playing sports too, what happened to equal opportunities regardless of your gender?

i mean is 2014, enough of this misogynistic bullsh*t, women should be viewed as equals and shouldn't be looked down upon.

It's a little sick how we objectify women as sexual objects that only have a place in the kitchen, but this is not true, they make fine athletes as well.

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