Man had a lot of talent. Chopin painted, too. Mind you, it was mostly houses and sheds he painted, but the word was nobody could put on an undercoat like our Frederic!

Wow. Do you make these kinds of jokes constantly irl?

If your referring to my joke then yes I have a terrible sense of humor

I think he's referring to me, and if so then yes. I'm afraid it's been independently established that the only way to stop me is by force of arms. I'm barricaded in my house at the moment. They won't take me alive alive oh-oh!

Assassinated Iranian nuclear scientist shot with remote-controlled machine gun, news agency says

Here's the unbelievable part of the news story...

those jokes are your trademark. Never change, trollheart.

I disagree. Bomb the English.

The only bombs in my possession are bath bombs. I fear the death count will be minimal...

Is that when you fart in the shower and it smells worse than if you farted outside of the shower?

Yeah cos a bath is a shower. :rolleyes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_bomb

When you sit down

I guess Bushwick Bill could do it

A bath's not a bath without a rubber duck.

So a bath bomb won't work in the shower?

Unlikely. You could try a Shower IED maybe.

Hungary's rightwing rulers downplay MEP 'gay orgy' scandal amid hypocrisy accusations

Wow. Karma's a bitch.

i got one of thoes in my backyard got it from Rooms 2 go

Woman ‘kept stabbing mum until eyes popped out & head came off’ after carer paid £1k to oust ‘demon’ from daughter :yikes:

Violent street gang founded fraudulent nonprofit to solicit grants

When white people do that it's just called a nonprofit.

Church

Did nobody notice the acronym spells DA EMPIRE????
Reminds me of Alan B'Stard in the New Statesman:
Do I make the cheque out to the Christian Approach to Spiritual Handbooks? I don't think I can fit that.

Hmmm. It is a mouthful isn't it? Why not just put the initials: C.A.S.H? :D

You’re a regular Dick Tracy.

ftfy

A nice story for once!

Special bubble allows hugs at care home in France

Bubble of Love

Pretty skillful landing in-between moving cars.

WATCH: Plane Safely Makes Emergency Landing On Minnesota Freeway
https://www.npr.org/2020/12/04/94289...nesota-freeway

In the oh **** department:

Methanol in the moonshine?

It might be something like that. They’re checking the water and the diary and so on.

Sounds like an invasion of privacy tbh.

So astute!

C'mon Trumpster, give us the scoop.

Former Head Of Israel’s Space Division: Aliens Are Real, Trump ‘Was On The Verge’ Of Confirming

Armed Mexicans Were Smuggled In to Guard Border Wall, Whistle-Blowers Say

In a complaint unsealed on Friday, whistle-blowers working on President Trump’s wall said that contractors were illegally bringing in Mexican guards to protect construction sites.

NYTimes

America is like Cheech and Chong meets Nazi Germany - swear to god.

Hawk, have you heard this new thing from Cave?
L.I.T.A.N.I.E.S

Seems to be music composed by him for an operetta, but performed by others.

No. Last thing I saw was him in that huge room playing piano by himself.

I've got it, so I'll let you know it it's worth listening to. I feel it might be a disappointment after Ghosteen and The Skeleton Tree, but then, I don't think it's meant to be part of his canon. I still remember Ca Ira - brrrrr! :yikes:

****. I thought it was going to be like double that.