I'd be hosting barbecues with those metal-trash-cans-cut-in-half barbecues from rap videos and blasting early 00s Cash Money records on neighbor hater speakers.

Trump is throwing a temper tantrum over twitter fact checking a tweet he made.

Zuckerberg came in to kiss his ass all Ant style by telling a bold faced lie about how Facebook wouldn't have done that when Facebook does it all the time.

The world would be better off without Twitter. C'mon Trump, bust dem nuts.

Say "pretty please".

And a new romance was born.

He went from ZeDong to MyDong.

Twitter is a dumpster fire, just put it down for everyone's sake.

Twitter is the best. Some of the funniest **** happens there.


In other news, somebody started shooting at cops in Ogden.

Good

Church

Yeah I hope they burn the city to the ground when those cops get acquitted.

**** man I was thinking the same thing earlier. I want to see bodies in the streets.

Are we agreed those cops are getting off? Like they probably won't be reinstated (I stand open to being wrong on even that) but they'll still get off on a reasonable doubt cause juries are suckers for seeing cops as being in a warzone where any level of brutality is excusable so long as it's possible that the victim could have eaten a can of spinach and murdered them if they so much as relaxed for a second. At best they'll get five years with four on probation or something.

100%. Maaaaaaybe the actual murderer will get a kushy sentence/early retirement. The other three will go on to work in another county.

I was released from Jury Duty for saying I disagreed with the statement "cops are honest people." lol

Nice. I just got one of those jury questionnaire letters so I'll make sure to say all cops are bastards.

Or I'll go the Doug Stanhope route for the lulz.

What got me out was telling them that standalone testimony is an unreliable form of evidence unless it's supported by other forms of evidence.

Well that's depressing. I guess if I said that CSI Miami was my Bible I'd be a shoe-in.

Such is life.

Okay, so dude didn't just start shooting at cops as framed.

Cops were responding to a call from his wife saying that he was going to kill her. Cops showed up and he started shooting at them.

I couldn't even get a girl to make eye contact with me and speak 2 me much less get married at 12 :P :beer:

Oh they want dumb people for sure. They want dumb grumpy old retired middle class white people with nothing to do but bitch about their neighbors yards on the nextdoor app. They're the ones who will fall for a real emotional defense or prosecution tactic, they don't want anyone who knows the term "deductive reasoning."

I'm a piece of **** though lol my number got pulled first so I got to go sit in the jury box for most of the day and I took EVERY opportunity to raise my hand and explain my "strong feelings" about the healthcare system and the court system and mental health and pharmaceuticals. I had a blast, but I think ultimately they knew I was too over-eager.

why does U tube have 24 hour live stream coverage of the riots ..???

Why not?

The 25 hour schedule was just too impractical.

To save me money on viagra.

Run little piggies

^ That is so sad that it's almost funny, but ultimately not. At-trial miscarriages of justice have tragic consequences. :(

CNN crew arrested on scene

We are China now.

We wish

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronav...gious-services

CDC Quickly Changed Its Guidance On Limiting Choirs At Religious Services

So the CDC is taking orders from Trump and not science based evidence.

100,000 dead

China is not intentionally spreading a virus that threatens lives all over the planet. We are.

OMG shut up. Strawberry jam on french fries can suck for different reasons than ketchup salad dressing but that doesn't mean we have to constantly compare the two just so everyone knows which one you hate most. We don't care.

China is constantly used as the benchmark for poor and oppressive governance. How long did we have to listen to the supposed existential angst of the Hong Kongers because of this horrid behemoth breathing down their throat? Hong Kong is just a mini-USA wannabe and we’re the bad guys. If it weren’t for fools like you sympathizing with Hong Kong and its disgusting virulent capitalism I wouldn’t constantly be making the case that everything they stand for mimics what we stand for and we stand for destroying the planet.

Two things can suck at the same time, Chula.

Fine. Except I also feel like China offers some hope to humanity. And they gave us Mao.

I mean you only care about this **** cause you care mostly about how this affects you personally so throwing Hong Kongers under the bus for a situation you have no stake in is about as self-absorbed as anything the Koch brothers have ever done. I'm all down with giving America the finger for being a capitalist individualist nightmare that trains its citizens to think of themselves first and last for the sake of producing compliant workers who care only for getting themselves through the next workday but All Governments Are Bastards.

All governments are led by a wealthy elite who on some level play the game of exploiting poor citizens for the benefit of themselves and other wealthy elites who they are economically tied to. How is China exempt from this? Hong Kong might be a capitalist ****hole but mainland China is not trying to save them from themselves, it's simply trying to bring them to heel so that they can be exploited, and Hong Kong has every reason to resist what is essentially a foreign invader trying to colonize them.

Hong Kong 100% belongs to China. Saying otherwise is ridiculous. So does Taiwan.

China is taking what’s theirs and there’s nothing American do about it. And if America wants war we’ll get it. And lose badly, thank god.

Is this what an anarchist sounds like? Supporting superstates and ownership of populations by their nations (as in the literal definition of "nation": a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory)?

Does that mean that the states belong to America? If Virginia decides to secede and govern itself according to its own interests because the local population believe they have the right to decide their own fate without the interference of an empire does that mean you support America invading and suppressing revolt because we simply belong to the cultural American collective and have no right to separate ourselves?