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Psy-Fi 09-07-2021 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2184197)
Facebook is correct though.

That's the unbelievable part of the story. :D

Exo 09-07-2021 05:44 PM

"Mr Sh*thole" is f*cking hilarious though.

Psy-Fi 09-08-2021 02:59 PM

Naked Woman, 28, Drove Golf Cart Through Scene Of Armed Standoff, Cops Say :pimp:

Trollheart 09-08-2021 02:59 PM

I bet she wasn't a member. What is the world coming to?

DianneW 09-12-2021 09:05 AM

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-b1915007.html
Quite a few have been made to change the names of there Public Houses=drinking bars... saying they are racist names.
Most if not all were actually named because of Slavery....We have a lot of White Lady related names also..Don't see them having to change there names..
It all getting OTT...


https://thewhitelady.co.nz/

Psy-Fi 09-12-2021 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DianneW (Post 2184806)
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-b1915007.html
Quite a few have been made to change the names of there Public Houses=drinking bars... saying they are racist names.
Most if not all were actually named because of Slavery....We have a lot of White Lady related names also..Don't see them having to change there names..
It all getting OTT...


https://thewhitelady.co.nz/

"The Shinfield Arms" sounds about as bland as possible.

Too bad they decided on that one.

DianneW 09-12-2021 09:44 AM

Black in Different Cultures

In Africa, black represents masculinity and maturity. In the Middle East, the color represents mourning as well as rebirth. It also symbolizes mystery and evil. In Asian countries like China, black is seen as more positive, representing prosperity and good health as well as being the color associated with boys. Feminine energy is symbolized by black in Japan while India looks on it as representing death and rebellion. In South America, it symbolizes masculinity on the positive side, and mourning on the negative side. In Western cultures, it’s also associated with mourning and death, but is also considered a formal and sophisticated color.
Seems in the UK..the word Black and pubs means racism, how ridiculous

DianneW 09-12-2021 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2184811)
"The Shinfield Arms" sounds about as bland as possible.

Too bad they decided on that one.

Here is some funny ones...


https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/t...mes-in-britain
The bucket of blood sounds a lot of....wonder what the hell happened there then....

Psy-Fi 09-12-2021 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DianneW (Post 2184813)
Here is some funny ones...


https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/t...mes-in-britain
The bucket of blood sounds a lot of....wonder what the hell happened there then....

"The Quiet Woman" and "The Bucket of Blood" both sound like my type of watering holes. :beer:

Lisnaholic 09-13-2021 09:27 PM

It used to be an anti-Soviet joke: Thieves broke into the Kremlin but stole nothing of value except next year's election results.

Apparently the joke is coming true on the official website of Californian Republican candidate Larry Elder. The election starts and ends tomorrow (Tuesday), but already today (Monday) they are...
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...demanding a special session of the California legislator to investigate and ameliorate the twisted results of this 2021 Recall Election of Govenor Gavin Newsom.
Statistical analyses used to detect fraud in third world nations have detected fraud in California resulting in Governor Gavin Newsom being reinstated as govenor.
Source: CNN, quoting from the website
"Have detected" = they have already found fraud in an election that hasn't been conducted yet. To me that sounds more "Third World" than the Californian GOP probably intended.

Frownland 09-13-2021 10:25 PM

It's true, I voted twice. Better call the whole thing off.

SGR 09-14-2021 09:40 AM

Trump has been implying that the recall election vote would be rigged as well. Maybe I'm missing something, but how is this a good play for the Republicans? Wouldn't sending this message out just sow resentment and apathy among Republican voters, thus decreasing turnout in future elections because they just assume the election will be rigged anyway?

And for any meaningful election reform, why would Republicans in office pursue that when they got elected with the system as it currently exists?

The Batlord 09-14-2021 12:20 PM

Because ratcheting up the culture war against liberals is the only thing they can do to connect to their base. Where this will lead is of course something not to think about.

DianneW 09-15-2021 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2184820)
"The Quiet Woman" and "The Bucket of Blood" both sound like my type of watering holes. :beer:

She got beheaded for nagging...

the Pub Crawl continues..can't stay away from them

Bunch of Carrots, Hereford
The Cat & Custard Pot, Kent
Poosie Nansie’s, Ayrshire
The Case Is Altered, Middlesex
The Moon Under Water, London
The Pyrotechnists Arms, London
The Drunken Duck, Cumbria
The Bull and Spectacles, Staffordshire
The Gate Hangs Well, Leicester
My Father’s Moustache, Lincolnshire
The Strawbury Duck, Bolton
Muscular Arms, Glasgow
The Jolly Taxpayer, Portsmouth
The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower, London
The Bucket of Blood, Phillack
The Butt and Oyster, Pin Mill
Cheshire Cheese, London
The Nobody Inn, Devon
The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town, London
The Bear and Ragged Staff, Oxford

The Batlord 09-15-2021 08:40 AM

I wonder if Bunch of Carrots is false advertising?

Plankton 09-15-2021 09:02 AM

The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town is behind a fridge. lol

Trollheart 09-16-2021 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2185138)
I wonder if Bunch of Carrots is false advertising?

The Jolly Taxpayer certainly is! You ever see anyone jolly about having to pay tax?

SGR 09-16-2021 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2185353)
The Jolly Taxpayer certainly is! You ever see anyone jolly about having to pay tax?

Yes. Every march.

"Oh great! I just got my tax return refund, yes!! Now since I have this influx of money I wasn't planning for, I'll go buy something dumb that I don't need!"

Basically the same thing. It's like being happy when a school bully takes your lunch money and gives you a dime back. Such generous bullies.

DianneW 09-16-2021 02:39 PM

:offtopic:Glad you found it of some use/fun....can tell you about the History....
some day..
latest news Marks and Spencer are closing 11 Shops.Stores down due to Brexit....Pants I say....

The Batlord 09-16-2021 02:51 PM

What are you talking about?

SGR 09-16-2021 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2185363)
What are you talking about?

Allow me to translate for you:

"Glad you found it of some use/fun" - she's happy we found her list of breweries/pubs to be amusing

"....can tell you about the History....some day.." - she's lived and she's lived thoroughly - as a result, she could tell us the histories of all of these breweries at some unspecified time in the future

"latest news Marks and Spencer are closing 11 Shops." - Marks and Spencer is a British retailer that is closing 11 shops (in France where Dianne lives, though she doesn't specify that this is where the closings are occuring - source: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58582860) - apparently this also the latest news in France or that Dianne has read

"Stores down due to Brexit...." - apparently, the news is reporting that these stores are closing as a result of financial difficulties incurred by Brexit

"Pants I say...." - 'Pants' is british slang for "rubbish" or "nonsense". Whether Dianne is directing this light invective towards the explanation for the closures or rather simply the closures themselves is, so far, unclear

The Batlord 09-16-2021 03:12 PM

Thank you.

Lisnaholic 09-16-2021 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2185364)
Allow me to translate for you:

"Glad you found it of some use/fun" - she's happy we found her list of breweries/pubs to be amusing

"....can tell you about the History....some day.." - she's lived and she's lived thoroughly - as a result, she could tell us the histories of all of these breweries at some unspecified time in the future

"latest news Marks and Spencer are closing 11 Shops." - Marks and Spencer is a British retailer that is closing 11 shops (in France where Dianne lives, though she doesn't specify that this is where the closings are occuring - source: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58582860) - apparently this also the latest news in France or that Dianne has read

"Stores down due to Brexit...." - apparently, the news is reporting that these stores are closing as a result of financial difficulties incurred by Brexit

"Pants I say...." - 'Pants' is british slang for "rubbish" or "nonsense". Whether Dianne is directing this light invective towards the explanation for the closures or rather simply the closures themselves is, so far, unclear

:laughing: Excellent job!

Marks and Spencer are a kind of icon of retailing in England, with a store in most high streets. They have a good reputation, and are known variously as Marks, M&S or Marks and Sparks. They've been around for a 100 years or more, which is why closures are a news item.

EDIT: to be pedantic, i think I'd translate "Pants" more like: "That's bad! What a shame! Bad luck". "Rubbish/ nonsense" is more like you don't believe someone. Pants = I accept this information, but I don't like it.

Trollheart 09-16-2021 07:21 PM

I think "pants" is also a sort of in-joke, as Marks and Spencer are also known as being a lingerie store, so it could be that too. Or not.

FYI the way pants is used as a descriptor here and in the UK is literally rubbish. "That show last night was pants."
"I went to a gig and the band were pants."
"Covid is pants."
"My dog is thirsty and pants"
and so on.
Pants = worthless, useless, crap, disappointing and on and on and on.

Anteater 09-18-2021 10:50 AM

Hell yeahz gonna get to eat a mammoth burger <3

CNet - Woolly mammoths could walk the Earth again by 2027 if CRISPR startup succeeds

SGR 09-18-2021 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 2185537)

Bring back a long extinct ice age mammal with high-tech scientific methods...only to kill it and eat it...that would be a very human thing to do.

Psy-Fi 09-19-2021 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2185604)
Bring back a long extinct ice age mammal with high-tech scientific methods...only to kill it and eat it...that would be a very human thing to do.

I'll bet that Ted Nugent will be the first in line for a Woolly Mammoth hunting license. :ar_15s:

Lisnaholic 09-19-2021 08:04 AM

@ Soundgarden + Trollheart: yeah, I think on reflection, that you are both right about "pants" and it is my correction was wrong. My apologies to Soundgarden.
My on-line posture as a hip Brit is now officially in shreds :shycouch:

DianneW 09-19-2021 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2185364)
Allow me to translate for you:

"Glad you found it of some use/fun" - she's happy we found her list of breweries/pubs to be amusing

"....can tell you about the History....some day.." - she's lived and she's lived thoroughly - as a result, she could tell us the histories of all of these breweries at some unspecified time in the future

"latest news Marks and Spencer are closing 11 Shops." - Marks and Spencer is a British retailer that is closing 11 shops (in France where Dianne lives, though she doesn't specify that this is where the closings are occuring - source: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58582860) - apparently this also the latest news in France or that Dianne has read

"Stores down due to Brexit...." - apparently, the news is reporting that these stores are closing as a result of financial difficulties incurred by Brexit

"Pants I say...." - 'Pants' is british slang for "rubbish" or "nonsense". Whether Dianne is directing this light invective towards the explanation for the closures or rather simply the closures themselves is, so far, unclear

You got it wrong about the pants................

you could have been right on it but you wernt....weart= were not.
Pants because people use to always love M & S Pants....covers male and females bums for this example..
Well done now translate it in French...please don't though:wave:

DianneW 09-19-2021 12:17 PM

When you have nothing better do....
https://www.oxfordinternationalengli...british-slang/

The Batlord 09-19-2021 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DianneW (Post 2185649)
You got it wrong about the pants................

you could have been right on it but you wernt....weart= were not.
Pants because people use to always love M & S Pants....covers male and females bums for this example..
Well done now translate it in French...please don't though:wave:

U wot m8?!

SGR 09-19-2021 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DianneW (Post 2185649)
You got it wrong about the pants................

you could have been right on it but you wernt....weart= were not.
Pants because people use to always love M & S Pants....covers male and females bums for this example..
Well done now translate it in French...please don't though:wave:

so you'd give me a B+ as your translator? That could translate into a hire, couldn't it?

Mindfulness 09-20-2021 05:47 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN7Qtn7JDi0




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CBS News
Sep 20, 2021


The U.S. has begun deporting Haitian migrants who have gathered at the southern border by the Texas town of Del Rio. CBS News' Natalie Brand reports on efforts to fly them back to Haiti. Then Congressman Tony Gonzales, a Republican who represents Del Rio, joins CBSN's "Red & Blue" anchor Elaine Quijano to discuss his experience visiting the camp and what he believes the White House needs to do about the situation.
https://i.imgur.com/XLzupjH.png

Psy-Fi 09-21-2021 07:50 AM

AOC’s ‘Tax the Rich’ dress designer Aurora James owes debt in multiple states

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The 37-year-old fashionista who made waves at the Met Gala with Democratic-Socialist AOC last week is a notorious tax deadbeat with unpaid debts dogging her in multiple states, records show.

Mindfulness 09-21-2021 09:03 AM

Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their Asses
https://i.ibb.co/cgV1hRb/7563756.png

https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dbv...medium=social+
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Young Danes are sticking nicotine pouches up their asses and inside their foreskins in a trend that has left health experts concerned and baffled, according to Danish national broadcaster DR.

Health experts from across Denmark, including the country’s National Health Institute, confirmed the trend to DR. Independently, Motherboard found multiple threads on Scandinavian forums where users discussed placing nicotine pouches on or up intimate body parts.

Nicotine pouches are popular in Scandinavia, especially among young people. Snus, a wet tobacco pouch that originates from Sweden, has a particularly long tradition in the subregion—despite being illegal in every European Union country save Sweden itself. In Denmark, the word ‘snus’ is oftentimes used as a catch-all term for any tobacco or nicotine pouch placed underneath the upper lip. Users report a mild burning sensation in the gum during use.

In July, a Danish law came into effect that banned the use of snus and other nicotine pouches during school hours after reports of students sticking the packets around classrooms.

One teenager whom DR spoke to recounted how he and a group of friends had stuck nicotine bags up the foreskin of their genitals while drunk at a party. Meanwhile, a health expert told the broadcaster about a boy she had spoken to who had claimed to have done the same.

“They got drunk and one forgot to take out the nicotine pouch again,” she told DR. “The next morning he woke up and his penis was red and very swollen and hurting. It was the first and last time he tried it.”

She also pointed out that nicotine pouches can cause gum damage, and could potentially cause similar damage to other parts of the body.

Denmark is not the only Scandinavian country where teenagers seem to be putting nicotine pouches in odd spaces. A student in Norway, who asked to remain anonymous, also told Motherboard about how he had experimented with placing snus inside his foreskin.

“I was bored and about to take a snus and masturbate, and my curiosity got the better of me,” he said. “So I tucked it in. It was a low-strength all-white dry portion and I didn’t feel too much of an effect. Maybe it would’ve been different with a stronger, moist one.”

“I got a cold sensation from the menthol,” he added.

Other curious users seem to have had more success. In a thread on a Norwegian forum, another Snus user reported sticking the product up their ass. “Tried to put snus in my anus once,” they said. “Quite painful after just a few minutes. But the nicotine craving disappeared, so I guess it works.”

The Danish National Health Institute did not immediately respond to a request for comment from Motherboard.
https://boxden.com/smilies/2je4n4y.png

Trollheart 09-21-2021 01:36 PM

What a bunch of assholes! :laughing:

Psy-Fi 09-21-2021 01:47 PM

"Snus in my anus" sounds like it could be a book by Dr. Seuss.

DianneW 09-21-2021 02:13 PM

Google translate is my saviour and cheap as chips...your dead in the water...nope in short.
do you know any British Proverbs?

do you want to know some...?

you have no choice actually...

Rain On Your Parade
Meaning:
The phrase ‘rain on (my) parade‘ is an idiom that means to have one’s enjoyable time be ruined by something, such as hearing disappointing news.

SGR 09-21-2021 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DianneW (Post 2185850)
Google translate is my saviour and cheap as chips...your dead in the water...nope in short.
do you know any British Proverbs?

do you want to know some...?

you have no choice actually...

Rain On Your Parade
Meaning:
The phrase ‘rain on (my) parade‘ is an idiom that means to have one’s enjoyable time be ruined by something, such as hearing disappointing news.

Wait, I thought you were going to share some proverbs, not idioms? :confused:

The Batlord 09-21-2021 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2185811)

I hope MicShazam is doing alright.


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