Collectively, I'd think someone like the Brian Setzer Orchestra or the Polyphonic Spree would be the heaviest.

Up your nose bitch

I like MC

I was thinking heaviness per capita but Hear n Aid is probably the heaviest metal band of all time collectively.

An interchangeable term between the two, so the validity ramens.

There's overlap, but not all metalheads are meatheads and not all meatheads listen to metal. What there should be, is a genre called heavy meat.

I need stronger glasses, but yes. There'd really only be one band in the genre though and it could possibly be the first genre with a logo, and that logo would be the face of Marvin Aday.





























That was terrible.

Rudy Giuliani staffers accidentally upload video of him being racist

Whoops

Probably intentional. Republicans voters love racists.

:laughing:

Just two innocent words put together: how can they sound so cool, sinister and gross, all at the same time?

The irony is that was probably the only moral thing he’s ever done.

Good point.

The + Batlord

Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas) and five other Senate Republicans have introduced a constitutional amendment to prevent Democrats from packing the Supreme Court if Joe Biden wins the White House and Democrats capture the Senate.

The proposed amendment simply states: "The Supreme Court of the United States shall be composed of nine justices."

I don’t think it has a snowball’s chance in hell but wtf

It's also not like the Supreme Court has had nine justices since the beginning.

McConnell advises White House not to strike pre-election stimulus deal with Pelosi.

Certainly can believe it but goddamn that guy is one grotesquely obstinate mother****er on the real

a turtle takes a risk when it sticks its neck out

lol McConnell looks like a turtle too

you know that’s his nickname right?

no I had no idea, that's amazing

I honestly feel a little guilty about that out of respect for turtles.

same. what did they do to deserve a monster lookalike

btw it's wonderful how some people look so much like a certain animal that the analogy is universal. There was this guy in my school whom I referred to as 'the mole' because he really looked like one and after a few years I found out other people did the same thing, all independently of each other

Apparently I walk like a penguin. :(

omg so do I, at least I think I do. My mom definitely has the penguin walk, but in my case it gets mixed with the Lesbian Cowboy Walk™

Anyway, penguin walks are the best, just own it

With an egg balanced on your feet?

With two eggs balanced on your mother's vagina, bitch.

I could see how that would give you an awkward gait.

Is that something people were confused about?

Probably only people who think literature is a countable noun.

I guess, unless your mother's eggs are just that valuable.

No One Is Shocked 3 Skulls Were Found in Cannibal Corpse Guitarist's Home

Keith Jarrett Confronts a Future Without the Piano

That sucks. Maybe he can start making a cappella records of just his grunts without piano accompaniment.