Mayweather/Pacquiao announcement imminent apparently.

Is that Bruce Jenner?

Have you seen Bruce lately? :laughing:

All kidding aside, it's actually Uri Geller the psychic spoon bender.

Bruce Jenner's in a world of trouble these days.

Bruce Jenner facing manslaughter charges after new video evidence of crash | Daily Mail Online

That's nice. I like goats. Had one for a short time when I was a child.

Boxing Mayweather-Pacquiao set for May 2 - ESPN

:D:D:D

Hype for this > Beatlemania

Royal Marine's Liverpool FC tattoo reads 'You'll Never Walk' after amputation - Telegraph

This is just...

^ http://www.musicbanter.com/1547765-post2299.html

btw you laughed didn't you.

I've not stopped laughing since.

Natalie Bennett’s Fuel-Efficient Car Crash on LBC - Guy Fawkes' blog

Lost it at the plywood line.

Serious House Fire Blamed On Nutella Jar

so nutella jars are flamable?

Skydiving student dramatically rescued after suffering mid-air seizure | Australia news | The Guardian

This guy :cool:

Just seen it on the news.

Three Attica guards plead guilty to misdemeanor in brutal attack on inmate - City & Region - The Buffalo News

3 Attica Guards Resign in Deal to Avoid Jail

How the **** do they get pled down to a god damn misdemeanor?! The guards even get to keep their pensions. What the **** is wrong with American prisons?!

Really powerful corrections officer union and a weak prosecutor. Keeping their pensions is beyond f*cked.

So, I have a friend that has property in Jamaica (my friend who's brother died a while back that we used to jam with), and he goes there for 6 months out the year each year. I call his cell every once in a while to check and see if he's back yet, and yesterday he picked up, which meant he's back. Hooray! He's one of my oldest and dearest friends, so I'm all happy and ****, and he tells me to come over since he's got some big story to tell me (he's an old biker dude, and has a ton of "Holy ****! Are You Kidding Me?" stories), so I tell him I'll be there in 20 minutes. I get there, and we sit down for a little catch up. He tells me about his Jamaican girl friend and how some **** over an argument got real escalated over the course of a few days, and ended up with two men firing Glocks through a window at a shop they were playing cards at. He said he was right under the window, and one of the gunman looked at him while firing into the family that were sitting at the table. I come to work this morning and do a search on Jamaican shooting near Negril, and this is the first result:

Five women shot, one dead in Negril - News - JamaicaObserver.com

He's very lucky to be alive.

The whole war thing with Isis is just messed up. I hate it with all of my bloody guts.

So are you British or just morbid?

He's a butcher.

I'm a girl. What did you expect?

Hmmm... Batlord likes Mac and Cheese. Batlord likes Metal. I smell shenanigans here:

Kraft shares fall amid mac and cheese recall

Did you do this too?

**** yeah I did. And I totally remember being proud when I learned how to do it. It was like the day I finally tied my own shoelaces for the first time.

Haha, holy crap, I remember drawing that in the 80s. I always associated it with metal bands for some reason.

lol, did that in the 90s in school. Funny video.

Perhaps it is possible to polish a turd after all...

Scientists Want to Mine Our Poop for Gold | Motherboard

University lecturer plays students X-rated video of herself - Telegraph

:D

If anyone wants to see the video post itt and I'll PM it to you. This is too funny.

Send. It. NOW!

Ditto.

Watched it. WTF. Do any sane people do performance art? Just note that if any members respond that they in fact have done performance art, my silence should be interpreted as a blank face and raised eyebrow.

Sent m8.

lol Batty, the bit where the music switches up and she's just there, having a seizure >>>

The giving birth bit is just fucking odd.

Not a new story (just found out about it today because Steven Wilson's new album is loosely based on it) but man, messed up.


Joyce Vincent - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For a split second the fact that I may be going blind wasn't as scary.

Whenever I see the words "feminist" and "performance art" used together in a sentence, I know there's an unintentionally funny visual train wreck of a performance around the bend. :laughing:

Link please!

Sent m80.

I wouldn't mind that as a student, time to grow up kiddies. Video please :D

Confirmed: Bunch of pervs around this place....

Translation: Don't send me the video, I'll find it on my own. ;)

You have PMs lads.