Looks like the cops will have to find them first.

Ah, I bet she doesn't even look four billion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd68AthoNIw

So even I can do it is what this article is saying.

Start a following around a Korean Jesus version of the Burger King king.

I've been waiting for a new Weekend at Bernie's for so long!

Our Fatter, who art in Intensive Care having his stomach pumped, tasty be thy burgers.

Too big a lie even for a cult.

QUOTE=Trollheart;2193409]Our Fatter, who art in Intensive Care having his stomach pumped, tasty be thy burgers.[/QUOTE]

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Thy order come, tis overdone:
Should not have been taken by Kevin.
Give us this day our money back
And refer us not to law enforcement
As we refer those who trespass against us;
And lead us not into overtime
But deliver us from minimum wage.
For thine is the burger, the sauce and the ketchup
Forever and ever
Amen.

Omg shut up Biden no one gives a ****!

Shocking!..

Factory workers threatened with firing if they left before tornado, employees say.

Killed by their bootstraps.

Here's an OJ two-fer, fer today...

Skeleton found in garbage bag 40 years ago is identified as missing O'Jays guitarist and Vietnam vet Frank Little in DNA cold case breakthrough

The Juice is loose! OJ Simpson is now a 'completely free man' after completing four years on parole for 2008 Las Vegas armed robbery conviction

Everyone is an artist now.

The Hill - Melania Trump announces new line of NFTs

Five Children Killed in Bouncy Castle Incident

I know it's easy to be Captain Hindsight, but if it was windy did they not think of tying it down or securing it? Five little angels in Heaven for Christmas. :(

Oh you don't **** with the Monkey Mafia. They're nuts. They make you an offer you can't understand.

I hope they don't stage a coup and set up a banana republic.

HaHa! Truer than you think!

That's such a bizarre headline that there's a temptation to laugh it up, but did you guys open the link? It looks like the streets aren't safe for the villagers:-

Fact: animals learn behaviour from watching each other. How else did the monkeys communicate the idea of attacking dogs in a village-wide vendetta? Now they've learned that attacking children is ok too. Let's hope they don't pass on that tip to the surrounding villages....

them monkeys are savage !!!!!

has there been many cases of animals actually committing murder or another animal not for food ..???

well i guess other animals do it for territory

Hmm. Sounds like they're waging gorilla warfare.

94 NYC Sanitation workers net $100K-plus in overtime

You forgot to mention garbage collecting, Frank :(

Animals can't commit, or be tried for murder, as they have no sense of right or wrong, therefore they can't break the law.

YOU WOULD THINK!

1519 in Italy a bunch of moles were ordered to "show cause for their conduct by pleading exigencies or distress" in the case of damage done by them to crops being seen as an "act of wanton destruction". No seriously. Needless to say, the moles escaped justice by tunnelling out and sodded off, leaving the humans looking silly, having made (sorry sorry) a mountain out of a molehill.

In 1545 the residents of St. Julien in France had a mass trial for vine weevils accused of the heinous crime - in France anyway - of destroying the wine crop. They even had their own lawyer, but were found guilty.

Pigs were executed by the dozen in the middle ages for "murdering" children, often by hanging or burning (at least there'd be sausages and bacon for after!) and often dressed in human clothing (!) but that was all in the olden days, right? Such practices had died out by our time? Well, in 1906 two men and a dog were tried for robbing and killing a man (how the dog managed to rob him I don't know) and while the two men were sentenced to life imprisonment, the dog was condemned to death. Hey, it's a dog's life, right? Or in this case, a dog's death...
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