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Tristan_Geoff 06-03-2016 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1704919)
If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night in Australia, you're gonna have a bad time.

2003 called, they want their South Park references back.

The Batlord 06-03-2016 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1704925)
2003 called, they want their South Park references back.

1985 called. Kill yourself.

Tristan_Geoff 06-03-2016 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1704926)
1985 called. Kill yourself.

Damn.

RoxyRollah 06-04-2016 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1704926)
1985 called. Kill yourself.

:laughing: you're ****ed up. heh, but you make me laugh.

kibbeh 06-04-2016 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1704874)
There are five million pics of five million ****ty things going on around the globe all around the internet, and I am a heartless bastard to begin with. Welcome to the Western world.

So, no hot Arab video sluts?

nope :)

Cuthbert 06-05-2016 08:45 AM

https://www.rt.com/news/345467-isis-...kurdish-women/

kibbeh 06-05-2016 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1705210)

:(

poor women. that is so ****ed up. RIP.

Cuthbert 06-05-2016 08:51 AM

It's absolutely outrageous.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 10:21 AM

Not saying I don't believe it, but I checked the source, and it's a Russian, government-funded news station that has been accused of being a state propaganda machine. Considering Russia's ties to Assad, I'd take anything that site said about ISIS with a grain of salt.

Again, not saying the story is BS, but I'd be careful taking it as truth.

OccultHawk 06-05-2016 10:45 AM

I checked other sources and found IBT

grindy 06-05-2016 10:49 AM

What's IBT?

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 10:55 AM

Irritable Bowel Ticks?

kibbeh 06-05-2016 11:08 AM

inappropriate boner time

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1705246)
inappropriate boner time

All of 9th grade English class sitting next to Marie Campone.

grindy 06-05-2016 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1705261)
All of 9th grade English class sitting next to Marie Campone.

That's appropriate boner time.
Inappropriate would be nowadays while looking through those old school photos.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 11:40 AM

More high school girls.

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1705263)
That's appropriate boner time.
Inappropriate would be nowadays while looking through those old school photos.

We actually bumped into each other on Facebook about a year ago. She remembered all of the flirting we''d do with each other and how the teacher would catch us and scold us as "Donnie & Marie" after the hit TV show. She even brought up the time we made out. She still looks great too considering her age.

grindy 06-05-2016 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1705271)
We actually bumped into each other on Facebook about a year ago. She remembered all of the flirting we''d do with each other and how the teacher would catch us and scold us as "Donnie & Marie" after the hit TV show. She even brought up the time we made out. She still looks great too considering her age.

I'm relieved at your response being surprisingly non-pedo.

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1705273)
I'm relieved at your response being surprisingly non-pedo.

Would you feel better if I go masturbate to the memory of 15 year old Marie?

grindy 06-05-2016 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1705278)
Would you feel better if I go masturbate to the memory of 15 year old Marie?

Would my opposition really stop you? I bet you're at it right now.

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1705283)
Would my opposition really stop you? I bet you're at it right now.

Nah, I'll only do it with your full blessings. Wait, is this the Religion thread???

The Batlord 06-05-2016 11:56 AM

Am I the only one thinking of that episode of Louie where he looks up his old high school crush, and it's all kinda creepy cause it looks like Louie is perving on an underage girl?

grindy 06-05-2016 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1705289)
Nah, I'll only do it with your full blessings. Wait, is this the Religion thread???

I reluctantly give you my blessings, my son.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-05-2016 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1705290)
Am I the only one thinking of that episode of Louie where he looks up his old high school crush, and it's all kinda creepy cause it looks like Louie is perving on an underage girl?

Never finished that show but damn was it ever amazing.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1705303)
Never finished that show but damn was it ever amazing.

I haven't even finished season 1, but yes, it is fantastic. I don't know whether to be happy or sad that he apparently has zero talent as a movie actor, cause it would probably turn him into Eddie Murphy. As it is we are merely left with a top ten, possibly top five greatest comedian of all time.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-05-2016 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1705307)
I haven't even finished season 1, but yes, it is fantastic. I don't know whether to be happy or sad that he apparently has zero talent as a movie actor, cause it would probably turn him into Eddie Murphy. As it is we are merely left with a top ten, possibly top five greatest comedian of all time.

Dude, have you seen the episode about his bad acting yet? I won't spoil anything just incase because I really don't remember what season it's from, but holy fuck is it hilarious.

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1705307)
I haven't even finished season 1, but yes, it is fantastic. I don't know whether to be happy or sad that he apparently has zero talent as a movie actor, cause it would probably turn him into Eddie Murphy. As it is we are merely left with a top ten, possibly top five greatest comedian of all time.

Check out the episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with him. He has Seinfeld in stitches the entire show.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1705310)
Dude, have you seen the episode about his bad acting yet? I won't spoil anything just incase because I really don't remember what season it's from, but holy fuck is it hilarious.

That's where I got that opinion from. I'm assuming he's being serious in that he's a ****ing terrible actor, cause I haven't seen anything from his show to make me think otherwise. Not that that makes a difference.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1705311)
Check out the episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with him. He has Seinfeld in stitches the entire show.

I have not. I saw a clip from the show on some late night show, but not from that episode. Looked like a good show, and Louie CK with Jerry Seinfeld sounds like GOAT.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-05-2016 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1705314)
That's where I got that opinion from. I'm assuming he's being serious in that he's a ****ing terrible actor, cause I haven't seen anything from his show to make me think otherwise. Not that that makes a difference.

Yeah, I'm not sure if he's a good actor or not honestly. The only role of his that I can remember is in American Hustle, and all I remember from it is going "oh hey look, Louis CK" when he came on screen.

Chula Vista 06-05-2016 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1705314)


I have not. I saw a clip from the show on some late night show, but not from that episode. Looked like a good show, and Louie CK with Jerry Seinfeld sounds like GOAT.

Show is great. My fave episodes are the LCK one, President Obama is priceless, the ones with Julia Louis Dryfess and Micheal Richards are so great becasue you get a real sense of how much they love one another. The one with Larry Sanders is kinda bittersweet since it came out so close to him dying, but those two together are like long time brothers.

Check this out.


Frownland 06-05-2016 01:01 PM

I don't like how those are half car ad, half comedians I like talking to a comedian I think is just alright.

Louis CK did a part on Parks and Rec and ja, not the best acting chops.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 01:05 PM

Now if only Kevin Hart could get his **** together. I know a lot of people give him ****, even apart from his terrible movies, but the man's standup kills me.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1705319)
I don't like how those are half car ad, half comedians I like talking to a comedian I think is just alright.

Maybe you missed some punctuation, maybe you ****ed this sentence up, or maybe I'm just drunk, but WTF is the last half?

Frownland 06-05-2016 01:11 PM

Well the guests include people like Louis CK, who I think are cool, as they shoot the **** with Jerry Seinfeld, who I'm not super fond of.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1705322)
Well the guests include people like Louis CK, who I think are cool, as they shoot the **** with Jerry Seinfeld, who I'm not super fond of.

I got that, but the sentence still looks wonky as ****.

Frownland 06-05-2016 01:13 PM

Throw in a that and a semi colon and the sentence will be spick and span.

The Batlord 06-05-2016 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1705326)
Throw in a that and a semi colon and the sentence will be spick and span.

Pretend that was my sentence, and then try that ****. Get the **** outta here.

Frownland 06-05-2016 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1705328)
Pretend that that was my sentence; then try that ****. Get the **** outta here.

Ftfy

The Batlord 06-05-2016 01:23 PM

That's the best you can do? A questionable semicolon? You posted an abomination and you're trying to get me with a semicolon? **** your ass.

Frownland 06-05-2016 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1705326)
Throw in a that and a semi colon and the sentence will be spick and span.

Learn to subtle


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