The fact I'm posting here at all is the really damning thing

JT is hilarious though

He's pretty boring actually. The falling down the stairs thing is objectively a good bit though.

Dunno maybe I'm easily pleased but each one of these made me laugh out loud and there are like 500 of them

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Such a dashing human specimen.

Lol I'm surprised that necklace in the first pic isn't pooka shells.

In reality, the horse outlived Tony by 8 years

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...pie-o-my-death

I love seeing all these big corporations trying to cash in on this obvious pyramid scheme, when it inevitably blows up in their faces it's gonna be really fun to watch.

NFTs are just pogs for zoomers with too much money.

Here's another one...

Metaverse real estate sales top $500 million, and are projected to double this year

That is so very, very lame.

I dunno what's worse the staggering amount of money being wasted or the aesthetics not even being good, the "metaverse" is ugly as sin, there are still Dreamcast games that look better than this.

Woman spends TWO DAYS floating on an air mattress in the middle of freezing Lake Texoma in Oklahoma

I'll be very sad when Mindy goes to gulag but I will understand the necessity.

I wonder what the punishment is for a sorcery conviction?

OMG - I’ve nearly peed my pants listening to this over and over.

Oh thanks. I've always said that Latin isn't nearly hard enough to pronounce so this is a major step forward.

Christ, Irish is a **** language. Let's see

Dearc is pronounced like shark, or it could be referring to our word for red, which is dearg, which rhymes with garage (English pron not American) or jarret, that kind of thing. The second bit? Wow. Hmm.

sgiathanach: well the last part is "ock" the bit spelled athan is as it sounds - "ah-han", but the first part - I think "ski or she", so the whole thing would be like she-ah-han-ock. Maybe. Shoulda just called it big ****ing flying reptile thing.

So: shark she-ah-han-ock. Right. Much easier. :rolleyes:

Fetcher might be able to weigh in on this too. Scottish is very like Irish but not identical, so I may have got pronunciation a little wrong.

So in other words: shrug.

“jark ski-an-ach”

Iranian prisoner dies of 'joy' after death penalty commuted.

I can't believe I only just now thought of Starsky and Hutch.

If he wants good meth he should know better than to get it in Florida.

New Mexico is where you want to be.

The $8.5bn Amazon MGM merger is absolutely terrifying, though in no way unexpected. And Amazon paid $0 in taxes last year. I vote with my wallet, having never purchased anything from Amazon and I will never, ever use a streaming service of any kind in my life.

It's staggeringly Orwellian and I dread what the next decade will hold for media ownership.

You gotta figure eventually they're gonna try and buy out either Netflix or Disney (which also owns Hulu).

I thought Time Warner owned MGM. Did they sell it to Amazon? Or does Warner just own the back catalog of classic movies?

Well those two companies are going to merge together along with literally everything else eventually so who cares?

Meh, it's all part of the plan. Jeff Bezos buys Earth. In fury Elon Musk buys Mars, activates his already-hidden laser weapons and thorium mines, the two planets go to war and the conflict is covered by Disney+ (special offer valid only for Martians with more than two heads, one per pod).

Who gets Venus? Zuckerberg?

He's the only creature that could survive in such an atmosphere.

He'll have to fight it out with Trump. You know ol' Don done love them ladies!

Venus is a classical beauty though and Donald thinks ladies with that body type are too fat.

Grimes I guess.

Spoilers, of course…

Stacey Abrams Is 'United Earth President' On 'Star Trek: Discovery'

True, but ladies without arms can't defend themselves from being groped, so that suits him just fine.

Ha ha. What's even more (!) hilarious is the amount of comments on that story, all desperately making the same joke and somehow thinking their take on it is funnier, when really, none of it is. The joke should be made once (like a Tool album I guess) and then let it go. But no: this horse is still moving - where's my whip? :rolleyes:

I don't get metalhead humor.

Would anyone consider Tool to be a metal band? :confused:

I'm not sure if I even consider Tool a band. :D