Yeah well, we all know it's a jungle out there.

They shouldn't rush to judgment. Maybe's he's the monkeys' uncle.

The zookeeper must have gone apesh*t.

Well, the police certainly aren't monkeying around.

^ Yeah, they wasted no time putting him behind monkey bars.

This is where the (monkey) shit hits the fan.

Four days after the earthquake, a 90-year-old women has been pulled out alive from the rubble by George Santos.

OK, it's not a news story yet, but I expect it soon will be.

At first, I misread your post and thought you said "George Soros."

George Santos, isn't he the guy that shot down that Chinese spy balloon?

Yeah Soros was piloting the balloon.

As I understand it, Soros was also the guy who caused the Turkish earthquake in the first place, with his space lasers.

:laughing:

There's a high-altitude object detected over US Airspace! What do we do?

Oh wow look! Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No!

It's....

George Santosman! Hooray! we're saved!

Oh, no! Trump's turned into Mr. Peanut!

Oh no! Mr. Peanut has turned into Trump!

LOL

It's the blimp! It's the blimp!

The Trimp!

Isn't it funny how, once they're sentenced and realise they're probably going to end up married to some big black guy, these wankers suddenly break down and feel remorse? :rolleyes: In a Trump administration, where the chances of them even being arrested for such a thing as "depopulating America of its black community" would be slim, he'd be crowing about this instead of snivelling like a girl. I'm sure the families of those killed feel real bad for the poor guy.

News Alert: Buffalo grocery store mass shooter sentenced to life in prison


The 19-year-old White man who killed 10 people in a racist mass shooting at a grocery store in a predominantly Black area of Buffalo last May cried and said he regretted his actions as he was sentenced to life in prison during an emotional court hearing Wednesday.

“I cannot express how much I regret all the decisions I made leading up to my actions on May 14,” Payton Gendron, wearing an orange jumpsuit and shackles, said in court.

That shooting was practically walking distance from my home. Along with the Snowvember and bomb cyclone Winter Storm Elliott my fair city has made national and global news more frequently than I'd care to count, and never for positive reasons. At least we remain "The City of Good Neighbors."

It was such a bs statement that was prepared for him in an attempt to get a slightly lesser sentence. Even someone's family member that was killed made an outburst in court when he was making that stupid speech that sounded so fake and not genuine at all.



I didn't see this video until I was looking up the outburst one but this guy also tried to rush at him.

Well at least Trump rounded up and executed all the celebs for ritual child sacrifice and then replaced them with doubles to preserve social harmony. So swings and roundabouts...

Oh, don't get me started on reptilian representatives in Congress...

This is ****ing priceless! Talk about overreacting! Now every balloon of any type is liable to be shot down by F-22 fighter jets! :laughing:

News Alert: Biden says objects shot down last week appear to not be part of China’s spy balloon operation


President Joe Biden on Thursday said that the US has no indication that the three objects shot down in North American air space are tied to China’s spy balloon program and are likely from private entities.

“We don’t yet know exactly what these three objects were but nothing right now suggests they were related to China’s spy balloon program or that they were surveillance vehicles from any other country,” Biden said from the White House. “The intelligence community’s current assessment is that these three objects were most likely balloons tied to private companies, recreation or research institutions studying weather or conducting other scientific research.”

Actually, that's completely believable.

And boy do we have egg on our face.

Smh even the Air Force is is mass shooting the innocent. I pray for the brave men and women in homemade Bigfoot costumes.

I pray for all the vulnerable stoner lawn-chair balloon jockeys out there in the unfriendly skies...

That's just Iggy Pop chillin'.

Egg foo yung?

To me the most depressing thing about the protests against the Netanyahu govt and the judicial overhaul in Israel is the prestige TV analogies. "No, it's just like this Netflix turd"


https://images.jpost.com/image/uploa...eDetect/528274

https://static.timesofisrael.com/www...s-1024x640.jpg

https://apnews.com/article/twitter-m...8ac55594881bb6

Elon Musk is such a sniveling little bitch. It's incredible he still has some public opinion on his side.

He is the epitome of failing upward.

Too many Musketeers.

Dumb **** literally admitted to firing a disabled person for being disabled. His lawyers need to take his phone.

Mitch McConnell trippin over some bullshit yet again.

Speaking on RTÉ's Morning Ireland, Keith Leonard said "local authority severe weather assessment teams have been working over the last number of days and the gritters have been out for Transport Infrastructure Ireland on all the primary routes and motorways throughout the country."

Ah seriously? SWAT? Somebody did not think that one through, did they? Stupid fucking Paddies! :laughing:

Mississippi Officers Allegedly Tortured 2 Black Men After Accusing Them Of Selling Drugs and Dating White Women.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news...d=msedgdhp&t=0

I mean I'm not that shocked about it since it's the south but it's still ****ed up.

A Black man was ‘decapitated’ after saying he was being chased by white men. Why do police say no foul play?

Source: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...b9b28c5a&ei=14

What's the feeling about this? In this particular case, I think it's more really a case almost of willful negiligence, but right or wrong, does it set a worrying precedent?

News Alert: Ethan Crumbley's parents should stand trial for involuntary manslaughter, appellate court says


The parents of the Oxford High School shooter will stand trial on four counts of involuntary manslaughter for the four deaths their son Ethan Crumbley caused in the November 2021 shooting, the Michigan Court of Appeals has ruled.

The parents, James and Jennifer Crumbley, have argued the charges have no legal justification and they should not be held responsible for their son’s killings.

A panel of judges for the state’s appellate court acknowledged in a written opinion filed Thursday the possible precedent-setting nature of this case – holding parents accountable for a child’s actions – but called the situation unique and unusual.

Tekashi 6ix9ine 'refuses to hire more security and will continue to go out alone' despite being beaten to a pulp in men's locker room in shock ambush

R.I.P. in advance.