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Trollheart 01-04-2023 10:42 AM

JihAndrew Taliban Tate

The Batlord 01-08-2023 02:17 PM

Would really have been a shame if police had fired wildly into the crowd.

Bolsonaro supporters invade Brazil presidential palace, Congress, Supreme Court

Trollheart 01-08-2023 07:25 PM

Not as if that would happen in America, of course...

Janszoon 01-08-2023 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2224461)
Not as if that would happen in America, of course...

Of course, such a thing could never happen here, especially not in January.

The Batlord 01-08-2023 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 2224462)
Of course, such a thing could never happen here, especially not in January.

Yeah and our fascist president lives in Flor- oh ****.

jadis 01-10-2023 04:20 PM

A Lecturer Showed a Painting of the Prophet Muhammad. She Lost Her Job.

Janszoon 01-10-2023 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jadis (Post 2224676)

You'd think a school called Hamline would be a turn off to the true believers to begin with.

innerspaceboy 01-11-2023 11:19 AM

US news headlines of the week include these two stories:

This week, a 6-year-old first grader shot his teacher in Virginia with his mother's firearm. He is among the youngest school shooters in US history. This is the 17th shooting involving a student under the age of 10 at a school since 1970.

And in other news, Moderna is considering raising the price of its COVID-19 vaccine by over 400 percent—from $26 per dose to between $110 and $130 per dose.

Until now, the vaccines have been purchased by the government and offered to Americans for free. But now that the federal government is backing away from distributing the vaccines, their makers are moving to the commercial market—with price adjustments.

Moderna CEO said of the 400 percent price hike: "I would think this type of pricing is consistent with the value.”

This is why I generally steer clear of the news.

Trollheart 01-11-2023 11:22 AM

In other words, if you want to live and be healthy, pay up.
Or we'll send a six-year-old to shoot you.

Honestly, in all seriousness, America should be hanging its head in shame right now. The limbo pole could not be on a lower notch and they still manage to get under it.

The Batlord 01-11-2023 12:32 PM

We want other things hanging from a pole.

Lucem Ferre 01-16-2023 04:03 AM

https://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...05750X22002169

Interesting study claims that capitalism actually created mass poverty until socialist movements and workers rights were established.

Trollheart 01-20-2023 09:06 PM

https://img.rasset.ie/001d355b-800.jpg

Bizarre clouds form in Turkish sky

Janszoon 01-21-2023 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2226104)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...%29_poster.jpg

Marie Monday 01-21-2023 01:46 PM

^immediately had that association too :laughing:

jwb 01-21-2023 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2224782)
We want other things hanging from a pole.

boooooo

SGR 01-21-2023 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2226164)
^immediately had that association too :laughing:

I tell you what, that movie has had me looking at clouds different. I'm on the lookout for anything sus.

jwb 01-22-2023 09:09 PM

Was that supposed to be a hank hill impression, or do you often start statements with "I tell you what,"?

SGR 01-22-2023 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2226251)
Was that supposed to be a hank hill impression, or do you often start statements with "I tell you what,"?

Yeah...Hank Hill impression, let's go with that.

Psy-Fi 01-24-2023 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2226349)

50+ years ago that would've been an almost unbelievable news story but mass shootings in the USA happen so frequently now, they've ceased to be unbelievable.

List of mass shootings in the United States

Stephen 01-25-2023 04:02 PM

Lebanese pound hits new low as political deadlock persists

jwb 01-25-2023 06:21 PM

I mean 7 people is a pretty pathetic effort. There are gang members with ****ty aim who kill more than 7 people on accident.

Lisnaholic 01-27-2023 09:17 PM

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cp...ar-nc.png.webp

Psy-Fi 01-28-2023 05:13 AM

^ Sounds like that pastor took a trip to Southeast Asia.

:shycouch:

And I had to look up "telescopic bog" to find out what it is.

And I'm glad that William Shatner is still above ground.

Janszoon 01-28-2023 05:32 AM

So what does "telescopic bog" mean? I tried googling it but I didn’t find anything.

rubber soul 01-28-2023 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2226642)

And I'm glad that William Shatner is still above ground.


Sulu might beg to differ :D

Lisnaholic 01-28-2023 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 2226643)
So what does "telescopic bog" mean? I tried googling it but I didn’t find anything.

Sorry, I only have access to the front page image: I can't turn to page 11 to answer your question. Perhaps Psy-Fi can enlighten us:

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2226642)
And I had to look up "telescopic bog" to find out what it is.

And I'm glad that William Shatner is still above ground.

Yeah, that's the only story I'm prepare to believe. I like old man Shatner because of his reaction to going up into space. Plus the whole thing was a good news story wasn't it: letting the commander of the Starship Enterprise actually be in space for 10 mins.

I can't turn to page 5 either, which is a pity because I'd like to know the playlist details of Hell's Karaoke.

Psy-Fi 01-28-2023 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 2226643)
So what does "telescopic bog" mean? I tried googling it but I didn’t find anything.

When I looked it up, this is what I came up with...

9 Best Shooting Sticks for Rifles [Bipods, Tripods & Monopods

One of the models is a 'BOG' so I assumed it involved some type of shooting/hunting accident.

But when I checked The Star online, it appears that "telescopic bog" is a term for a type of urinal...

Horror as man crushed to death by falling urinal close to London's Trafalgar Square

Lisnaholic 01-28-2023 06:42 AM

Well researched, Psy-Fi ! Thanks.

Your second link is clearly the one we need to understand the "Telescopic Bog" story.
(At one time, "I'm going to the bog." was common, acceptable slang in the UK for "I'm going to the bathroom."
In a similar fashion, "Where's the bog?" was not a particularly unusual question, especially among men or boys. Girls, I think, preferred the more genteel slang, "the loo", which comes from the French L'eau. Did French people ask, "Where's the water?" Probably so, back when these things were new.)

Psy-Fi 01-28-2023 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2226650)
Well researched, Psy-Fi ! Thanks.

Your second link is clearly the one we need to understand the "Telescopic Bog" story.
At one time, "I'm going to the bog." was common, acceptable slang in the UK for "I'm going to the bathroom."
(In a similar fashion, "Where's the bog?" was not a particularly unusual question )

I've heard "loo," "going to the loo," "where's the loo?" but I've never heard "bog."

And I'm British...

:shycouch:

Lisnaholic 01-28-2023 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2226651)
I've heard "loo," "going to the loo," "where's the loo?" but I've never heard "bog."

And I'm British...

:shycouch:

Are you really, Psy-Fi ?! I didn't know that, though I remember you talking about your time in London: a pub on the Thames and a song about some London suburbs.

(You may notice that I've edited my post to explain a bit more a bout "the bog" - commonly used in the 60's. Clearly you've been hanging out with politer people than I did ;))

Janszoon 01-28-2023 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2226650)
Well researched, Psy-Fi ! Thanks.

Your second link is clearly the one we need to understand the "Telescopic Bog" story.
(At one time, "I'm going to the bog." was common, acceptable slang in the UK for "I'm going to the bathroom."
In a similar fashion, "Where's the bog?" was not a particularly unusual question, especially among men or boys. Girls, I think, preferred the more genteel slang, "the loo", which comes from the French L'eau. Did French people ask, "Where's the water?" Probably so, back when these things were new.)

I grew up in an area that was full of cranberry bogs, so the word has very different connotation to me. :laughing:

The Batlord 01-28-2023 07:26 AM

Brit bongers be having tea and crumpets before they **** in a bog.

Lisnaholic 01-28-2023 07:53 AM

^ Absolutely, Batlord!

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 2226654)
I grew up in an area that was full of cranberry bogs, so the word has very different connotation to me. :laughing:

If cranberry bogs resemble this in any way, then we are at least on the same page, Janszoon:

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/bog-...e-16387477.jpg

It's all about being a considerate villager and finding a discreet place to relieve yourself

Janszoon 01-28-2023 08:03 AM

Sort of. This is what they look like right before harvest:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...sachusetts.jpg

Stephen 01-28-2023 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2226642)
And I had to look up "telescopic bog" to find out what it is.

I saw these urinals that retract into the ground so they only come out during peak drunken street pee times.

Trollheart 01-31-2023 06:52 PM

First: is that an actual copy of the Daily Star? Because I knew they were bad, but my god, they used to report some news at least. Now it looks like they're the British equivalent of the Enquirer or the Weekly World News! You sure that's not just a joke front page? God I hope so.

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2226651)
I've heard "loo," "going to the loo," "where's the loo?" but I've never heard "bog."

And I'm British...

:shycouch:

Yeah, go to the bog is well known here. Mind you, in Ireland we have Peat bogs, which are basically marshes where turf grows, so, you know, could be either.
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 2226654)
I grew up in an area that was full of cranberry bogs, so the word has very different connotation to me. :laughing:

Can be both here. Also "Bog off!" and the famous BOGOFF (Buy One Get One For Free)!
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2226655)
Brit bongers be having tea and crumpets before they **** in a bog.

Sometimes even literally.

Trollheart 02-03-2023 08:43 AM

All right, I have to say it - monkey business!

News Alert: Suspect arrested in case of tamarin monkeys missing from Dallas Zoo, police say


A 24-year-old man has been arrested in Dallas and charged in connection with the suspected theft of a pair of emperor tamarin monkeys that were recovered unharmed this week in an abandoned home a day after they vanished from the Dallas Zoo, police said.

Davion Irvin was arrested late Thursday night and charged with six counts of animal cruelty-non-livestock, Dallas Police said in a news release.

ribbons 02-03-2023 09:47 AM

^ I fear the monkeys that he stole. ;)

Trollheart 02-03-2023 09:55 AM

Seriously, guy must have been bananas.

ribbons 02-03-2023 01:58 PM

He let the chimps fall where they may.


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