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There are some ****ing idiots in universities.

lol what an absolute cunt - http://cdn4.everyjoe.com/wp-content/...2.18.05-PM.png

She is white as well lel.

Always thought the minorities can't be racist argument was the stupidest **** I've ever heard.

Yeah, I don't give a **** about whatever goofy definition they have for "racism", cause the people who say that **** are often still hateful pricks the world would be better off without.

It appears that that is the trendy definition of racism from shit like Tumblr. Racism is defined in racially neutral terms under British law, so it's wrong whatever way you look at it.

And she is actually white.

http://i.imgur.com/GM4i3Fh.jpg

lol wot m8?

With a name like Bahar Mustafa wouldn't she be some kind of Middle Easterner? Which would make her a minority. Unless she's just one of the goofy crackers who converts to Islam and then changes their name for no apparent reason. She does look whiter than rice cakes in that pic.

Nope. She is white European.

I hate white people.

Donut licker.

Cracker honkey white bread mother****er.

And me. They stink of wet dog when it's been raining and they let their dogs sleep in their beds with them.

You forgot Redneck, and Round Eye... and a few more. And your capitalization skills are weak.

Gotta love the hypocrisy from the tumblr brand of whatever the fuck the people that use that website for that purpose spout. Especially when it comes to stupid things like cultural appropriation.

For a moment I thought I was in 'The Official Funny Picture' thread. :laughing:

I know I remember some of these conversations, but my memory has dimmed. What do they say?

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Personal hero

"We'll send an ambulance right over, okay?"

Dicks.

:d:d

Someone that can't handle a weed buzz... It'd be pretty funny having him around for a blaze. I have a few relentless friends that would scar him for life.

I'd rather not smoke up with someone who calls the cops on himself.

Reminds me of this story that happened a few years ago in a suburb of Houston - except in this incident the cops responding to a call ate some of the evidence:

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Because, of course, there's absolutely no way to keep that from happening.

The story said he was with friends, so clearly he managed to call the cops without alerting them. Do you really wanna take that chance?

I didn't read that part and thought he was alone, but still, sure why not. It wouldn't happen again.

Does anybody remember when I posted about the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow last year? That they couldn't afford a fireworks display so were just going to demolish some flats?

They can't even get that right ffs :D

Crowds Jeer At Botched Tower Block Demolition

Video: Who's a pretty boy then? Man cuts off his ears to look like a parrot - Telegraph :yikes:

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I watched Kill Bill Vol. II last night.

Bit of an old one but interesting story.

Seen that. It's excellent. Proper made me laugh.

Reminds me of Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Best "news" story The Onion never reported.


For the uninitiated...

****ing brilliant, pissed myself when I saw that :D

I remember showing that one to my friend when it first came out last summer. (It was last summer, right?)

There's another one, which is even better, about the University of California, but I can't find it on YouTube.

Found it!

Meh. The genius of Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow, is that those names in that sequence tell the abridged story of the crash.

You forgot Goh Ing Down....

All hail The Bat.

****ing hilarious.

If the initial story and following overreaction wasn't hilarious enough...

Ahmed Mohamed: 'Clock boy' seeks $15m from city and school - BBC News

This could turn out to be the most profitable prank/hoax of all time.