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Old 09-19-2017, 10:28 AM   #6671 (permalink)
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Raging Bull must've been confusing as **** for you.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:28 AM   #6672 (permalink)
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I once ****ed a rabbit in the river.
I hope it wasn't late for dinner with the Queen!
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:30 AM   #6673 (permalink)
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No you don't, cos you're falling with him. While composing a four-box-set best of album, of course.

FTWDK: "Fuck" is used in Ireland as a verb to describe many actions, such as throw ("Fuck the ball over here you thick!"), push ("Fuck him out the door"), send ("Just fuck the parcel in the post for me wouldya") and so on. In the above instance, fuck means obviously throw or shove.
'Just **** it off'
'****ed it into the net'
'**** it in the bin'
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:34 AM   #6674 (permalink)
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ireland is cool. i need to **** my way over there at some point.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:40 AM   #6675 (permalink)
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ireland is cool. i need to **** my way over there at some point.
You'd be welcome as ****.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:42 AM   #6676 (permalink)
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I'm going to use **** as a catch-all verb now and just tell people it's Irish when I **** them.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:47 AM   #6677 (permalink)
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I'm going to use **** as a catch-all verb now and just tell people it's Irish when I **** them.
I'm so proud of you.
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Old 09-19-2017, 02:04 PM   #6678 (permalink)
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/melania...ass-billboard/

The fact that this was in Croatia makes it 10X funnier imo.
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Old 09-19-2017, 02:15 PM   #6679 (permalink)
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The fact that this was in Croatia makes it 10X funnier imo.
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Melania Trump has hired the law firm to protect her image, which has appeared on various products in her native Slovenia, including cakes, underwear and tourism advertisements.
Hey, baby. Do you mind if I cut a slit in your underwear and **** the American First Lady?
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Old 09-19-2017, 02:27 PM   #6680 (permalink)
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I'm more curious about the tourism adverts. "Croatia: come for the olive oil, stay to become the first lady of the United States."
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