that's the best time to shove a stick between the spokes of his bike

I bet he uses clothespins to clip baseball cards between his spokes to make his bike sound "cool". That, or he has one of those childrens bikes that look like a dirtbike.

More likely Magic the Gathering cards! :laughing:

I've literally never even touched a Magic card, so suck it. Haven't touched a baseball card since I was a kid. The only thing I use to make my wheels rattle are the flacid dicks of small children.

LOL @ the last dozen posts.

Putting baseball cards in bicycle wheel spokes is so depressing. We had no clue we were pissing fortunes away.

LOL @ the last post.

One down!

Cardinal Law, disgraced figure in church abuse scandal, dies - ABC News

****'s still getting a full cardinal's funeral though.