Like "opal", as in the precious stone.

oh okay! its much easier now. because i'm an expert at pronouncing the names of precious stones in the english language. thanks batlord.

Just have your maid pronounce it for you.

OH MY GOD

ISIS have just claimed responsibility for the alligator that dragged that little kid away in disneyland!!!! the alligator apparently called the police and pledged allegiance to the terrorist group before the attack!! AND he was seen in syria AND iraq a few months back.... ISISGATOR

AND some witnesses even heard him yell ALLAHU AKBAR before taking the kid...

BREAKING NEWS::::

Donald Trump will have a news conference tonight at 8:00 PM PST to call for an all out ban and deportation of all of the alligators and most of the crocodiles currently in the USA. He's got specialists studying the crocs to decide who can stay and who must go.

Fox News will hold an exclusive LIVE interview with Trump at the conclusion of his news conference.

Right after the news conference and agenda was announced Trump was asked by reporters outside his hotel if he felt he may be overeaccting on the issue?

His response?

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So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?

Did you guys hear about the new interpretation of what ISIS stands for?

There are tons out there this morning, but my favorite is I Suck Infidel Schlongs.

That's absurd, but they certainly do eat Christian children.

True dat. Maybe the child was unbaptized and the gator saved him from being boiled down to make a flying potion.

no i'm saying america is paranoid

ALSO isis =/= muslims.

israeli secret intelligence service

One of many reasons why I left.

When you tell your students that America and Europe are going to be on fire in the coming years, it sounds quite a bit like you haven't escaped the paranoia yet.

Not on fire. Just hedging bets. Why go to a hotspot like Paris?

To see Paris and be one of the billions of tourists who have suffered zero harm there, probably.

Stay away from Orlando ..

RIPLEYS IS ALL MINE.

Waaay ahead of you on avoiding Florida, Roxxy.

Likewise but unfortunately, I'm going there next month for a family reunion.

Anti-paranoia. How refreshing.

And don't bother to come inside and hide from that tornado, you'll all be fine you pussies.

Lazy liberty lovers how predictable.

Too easy....its obviously named after Janszsoons favorite Egyptian goddess.

Fertility goddesses are good for fuckin'.

Tell me about it...whew.

But... you're Christian...

A mere label.

So you worship Isis? Strange.

Nope.

"The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath."

So where does masturbating to pagan fertility goddesses enter into it?

Yeah Black Sabbath did kick a lot of ass back in their day.

Who masturbates to the fertility goddess? ****ing hell, mate. She's a FERTILITY goddess.

Indeed. But not 75 pounds a ticket ass-kicking. ;)

Fertility goddess = PC sex goddess

Agreed.

UKIP’s Brexit refugee poster bears striking similarity to Nazi propaganda film

yikes. mr nigel farage didnt think this one through it seems.

Rick Astley back on top after 29 years.

All 4chan.. 4chan is the real illuminati.

Gotta give that dude a ton of credit. He persevered regardless of being a Youtube joke for years.

Well he persevered because of being an internet joke. If it weren't for Rick Rolls he would have disappeared completely.

Good point. Thing is he's still got a great voice.