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Frownland 06-12-2016 11:53 PM

I really cannot believe that they consider this a news story (it's in the opinions section but whatever)

Yes, There Have Been Aliens

The article should be titled "Journalist has basic probability explained to him".

Blank. 06-13-2016 12:01 AM

Articles about aliens shouldn't be written unless they are about the official discovery of aliens. It's a topic that has been talked about and debated to death.

DeadChannel 06-13-2016 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerspaceboy (Post 1707981)
I confess - as a straight dude... I totally think he's hot. And definitely an INTJ. My kinda guy.

Myers-Briggs has no evidence behind it.

Also, INTP uber alles.

Cuthbert 06-13-2016 05:57 AM

Anybody speak Turkish on here?

Orlando shooting: Turkish website reports '50 perverts killed in a bar' | Metro News

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 09:52 AM

Misspoptart.^

Cuthbert 06-13-2016 10:20 AM

She rarely posts though, was hoping one of the MB Lounge regulars could confirm/deny the headline.

kibbeh 06-13-2016 10:32 AM

^ if that is true, its ****ing disgusting. shame on whoever wrote that garbage.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1709068)

Quote:

Isis has claimed responsibility for the attack.
Oh ****.

kibbeh 06-13-2016 01:28 PM

Christian Pastor Celebrates Nightclub Massacre: “There’s 50 Less Pedophiles in This World”

pretty ****ing ironic how a PASTOR is accusing gay people of pedophilia

Blank. 06-13-2016 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1709199)
Christian Pastor Celebrates Nightclub Massacre: “There’s 50 Less Pedophiles in This World”

pretty ****ing ironic how a PASTOR is accusing gay people of pedophilia

Hahahaha. **** Catholics.

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 02:03 PM

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...64341345-3.jpg

Zhanteimi 06-13-2016 02:08 PM

Now that Fred Phelps is dead, I see another jerk has taken up his mantle.

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709207)

Why are you misquoting the bible? That's not the verse.

Frownland 06-13-2016 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1709256)
Why are you misquoting the bible? That's not the verse.

Genesis 3:8

"Adam and Eve"

The Batlord 06-13-2016 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1709199)
Christian Pastor Celebrates Nightclub Massacre: “There’s 50 Less Pedophiles in This World”

pretty ****ing ironic how a PASTOR is accusing gay people of pedophilia

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1709204)
Hahahaha. **** Catholics.

Catholics have priests, not pastors.

kibbeh 06-13-2016 04:39 PM

i thought priests = pastors and i don't understand the catholic thing anyway to me christians are all christians so. ya.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1709292)
i thought priests = pastors and i don't understand the catholic thing anyway to me christians are all christians so. ya.

Don't ask me. Some denominations have priests, some have pastors, some have reverends, some have vicars. **** if I know why every church needs its own special little word for the people who diddle their kids.

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1709261)
Genesis 3:8

"Adam and Eve"

No **** but the signs written wrong just sayin.

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1709256)
Why are you misquoting the bible? That's not the verse.

You of all people are bitching about proper syntax? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I just spit diet coke on my monitor. Thanks Roxy. :mad:

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 06:19 PM

Don shut up. And keep reliving your youth through your avatar.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709322)
You of all people are bitching about proper syntax? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I just spit diet coke on my monitor. Thanks Roxy. :mad:

Ew, Diet Coke.

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1709336)
Don shut up. And keep reliving your youth through your avatar.

You can't begin to imagine how tail I was getting at 19 with that look.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709339)
Ew, Diet Coke.

Caffeine free diet coke. If I was to drink regular coke it'd be like snorting a line of crystal meth. I'd be wide awake all night. I can't even eat chocolate after noontime because I won't sleep.

#exdruggieproblems35yearslater

Zhanteimi 06-13-2016 06:58 PM

Ah, yes. The "haircut days".

The Batlord 06-13-2016 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709353)
You can't begin to imagine how tail I was getting at 19 with that look.



Caffeine free diet coke. If I was to drink regular coke it'd be like snorting a line of crystal meth. I'd be wide awake all night. I can't even eat chocolate after noontime because I won't sleep.

#exdruggieproblems35yearslater

I'd just not drink soda at all rather than resort to that swill.

DwnWthVwls 06-13-2016 07:01 PM

That's how I feel about your alcohol decisions.

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709353)
You can't begin to imagine how tail I was getting at 19 with that look.



Caffeine free diet coke. If I was to drink regular coke it'd be like snorting a line of crystal meth. I'd be wide awake all night. I can't even eat chocolate after noontime because I won't sleep.

#exdruggieproblems35yearslater


I really dont give a **** its completely irrelevant to me.

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1709355)
Ah, yes. The "haircut days".

In 1979 that hair = guaranteed female attraction. It helped that my band could actually rock like hell on top of it.

Rush, UFO, Zeppelin, Bowie, Be Bop Deluxe, Yes, Pat Travers, to name a few.

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1709358)
I really dont give a **** its completely irrelevant to me.

If you'd been 19 back in 1979 and living in the Merrimack Valley you would have wanted a piece of me big time! ;) :D

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 07:10 PM

Yea no I dig my men with a spine and slightly less ego.

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1709362)
Yea no I dig my men with a spine and slightly less ego.

19 year old Don was much different than 56 year old Don. Trust me girl.

My spine is rock hard by the way.

kibbeh 06-13-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1709362)
Yea no I dig my men with a spine and slightly less ego.

thanks roxy i like you too

RoxyRollah 06-13-2016 07:13 PM

Trust me, you're not my type. Not now or in the 70s .

Zhanteimi 06-13-2016 07:22 PM

This conversation is cringeworthy.

Frownland 06-13-2016 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1709373)
This conversation is cringeworthy.

^

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 07:32 PM

I'm just trying to build bridges instead of walls. :thumb:

The Batlord 06-13-2016 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709359)
In 1979 that hair = guaranteed female attraction. It helped that my band could actually rock like hell on top of it.

Rush, UFO, Zeppelin, Bowie, Be Bop Deluxe, Yes, Pat Travers, to name a few.

Weren't you in a jazz fusion band or something?

Chula Vista 06-13-2016 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709381)
Weren't you in a jazz fusion band or something?

We opened our gigs back in 1977 with this.


Frownland 06-13-2016 07:39 PM

I opened a set once with a loop of me saying "waiting and watching" while I set up my equipment for about ten minutes. Definitely a crowd pleaser.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709361)
If you'd been 19 back in 1979 and living in the Merrimack Valley you would have wanted a piece of me big time! ;) :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709365)
19 year old Don was much different than 56 year old Don. Trust me girl.

My spine is rock hard by the way.

http://i.imgur.com/9Jq6Ct3.jpg

The Batlord 06-13-2016 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709386)
We opened our gigs back in 1977 with this.


Bro, you were in a jazz fusion band. You did not rock. STFU.


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