Somewhere there's a cow saying "WTF?!".

If only these things like planking, owling, or milking were in fact in any way entertaining, then it would be fine(ish), but they're not. How can so many people all do the same painfully unfunny thing to the extent that it gets put on the news? This just goes to show that people who use social media this much should be sterilized.

Germany moves to ban bestiality

Germany's ruling coalition is calling for a ban on bestiality - or the practice of having sex with animals.

The German parliament's agriculture committee is considering making it an offence not only to hurt an animal but also to force it into unnatural sex. Offenders could face a hefty fine.

A final vote will be held in the Bundestag (lower house) on 14 December.

Germany legalised bestiality (zoophilia) in 1969, except when the animal suffered "significant harm".

But animal rights groups have campaigned for a change in the law and Hans-Michael Goldmann, the head of the parliamentary committee investigating the new amendment, told the Tageszeitung newspaper that the new legislation was intended to clarify the current legal position.

"With this explicit ban, it will be easier to impose penalties and to improve animal protection."

A fine of up to 25,000 euros (£20,000) is proposed if someone forces an animal to commit "actions alien to the species".

But Michael Kiok, the chairman of the pressure group Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (Zeta), said he was going to take legal action to fight the proposed changes.

"It is unthinkable that any sexual act with an animal is punished without proof that the animal has come to any harm," he said, adding that animals are capable of showing what they do, or do not, want to do.

"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.

Bestiality is banned in many European countries, including the Netherlands, France and Switzerland.

The law was changed in the UK in 2003, which reduced the maximum sentence from life imprisonment to two years.

The act however, is permissible in Belgium, Denmark and Sweden, though Stockholm is considering a change in the legislation.

That is one WTF??? from me.

Hahahaha.

Polizei: "Sir, you are under arrest for f*cking this here antelope."
German citizen: "But It didn't say no! In fact, it looked as though it was enjoying itself!!!"
Polizei: "Oh, you! Get in this prison!"

Oh god, why did I click the Agree button...

Imagine the conversation with his parents?

Mum: So son what have you been up to?

MK: Well I am chairman of a lobby group.

Mum: Oh I am so proud what are you lobbying for?



I think I need a vomit bag.

Check our the forum for that site, there is some guy with a dog screwing a girl as an avatar. How romantic.

No need to be ashamed of your werewolf fetish. It's totally socially acceptable.

Sweet. There's also a thread for people selling used sex toys which is obviously not disgusting at all.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/si...y-emoticon.gif

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, people who have sex with animals or people who buy used sex toys?
Either way...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...s/3f267f18.gif

They have a dragon dildo... I wonder if you could use that as a lighter as well?

:laughing: Alright, I have my fair share of problems with women, but this guy makes me feel like Don Juan. This still sounds like a bull**** law though.

Ugh and they are animal themed used sex toys. How absolutely lovely.

I'm sure every lady would enjoy a black stallion ***** for Xmas.

New question

If you were an animal sex toy which would you be.

Obviously I'd be a stallion.

She told me she's more into white ones. Or at least I think that's what she was saying, she did have her mouth full.

Ahahaha! I would be a kitten, a sex kitten, get it?

That's exactly what I'm thinking... doesn't help that I'm on a work computer either.

I would be a cock, obviously.

I'd be a lamb and I'd sacrifice myself to a Litter of Kittys.

Burning Down, your boyfriend may wanna sit down.

Vampire Threat Terrorizes Serbian Village

There use to be this guilty pleasure show on NatGeo called Is It Real? that did an episode about vampires, and one of the examples cited for their existence was a story from Romania about a family who desecrated the grave of their deceased relative because they thought he came back as a vampire. Then again we have people in this country who legitimately think Paul McCartney is dead so there you go.


Anyways in similar news, North Korean Scientists Confirm That Unicorns Exist.

^^^

Why does a unicorn require a lair? Shouldn't they prefer wide open plains and fields?

LOL! And he thinks that's ridiculous by the way :laughing:

Ughhhh! Gross!

Why is this lad so hated? What's he actually done? Yeah his music is a pile of steaming turd but that's not enough to hate someone, loads of people make crap music. One of the most annoying music related bandwagons around, I'm sure we've all seen the Youtube comments comparing Justin Bieber to "real" music, so cringeworthy. To think people actually wish death on him, some people need to have a word with themselves.

It upset me when they said she probably swallowed the feather. I was going to get excited that possibly my descendants, hundreds of years from now, might have feathers.

Vodka 'saved' elephants in Siberian freeze

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zrtkgy1X3O...hant_drunk.jpg

I can believe that ^

My dog roars when I feed him shots of rum.

Abusive Dead Husband was a Woman
 

so she never her "husband" naked or anything before? She doesn't seem that perceptive

Also, based on the photos in that article, he looked exactly like a woman with short hair. You'd think that would have been a tipoff as well.

Well technically...

She's probably one of the many women who marry for reasons unrelated to sexual attraction.