The world is truly falling to ****.

It always has been, but I think (drawing an evolutionary parallel) we're in a punctuated equilibrium phase right now.

Lawsuit!!!!

Just glad that he is still alive.

^Unlike the other guy who was executed for having a tail light out.

He's a sincere old c-nt I'd say. I think he made a good Pink. Especially when he cut his nipple.

I loled at this line in the article:

*shudder*

'Shots fired' in Munich shopping centre, German police deployed - BBC News

I will wait for more details but if this turns out to be what I suspect it is I will be speechless

Edit: link removed, wrong link

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Of course Pogo will be blamed but if it wasn't that it would have been another app. Lucky they didn't get caught using grindr

No the reporter admits as much. It was Pokemon Go. I'm just amused the guy giving the briefing immediately knew what was up. That man has children.

:bonkhead::bonkhead::bonkhead:

Don't go to Europe until at least the end of this year.

Nah. I wanna be on the news.

My advice would be to not visit Earth until the human issue is dealt with.

We go hard on planet Earth.

We're going to make Earth great again!

^Dude, you're obsessed with American politics. Go to Europe and have a holiday or something.

I'd rather sleep on your couch. You asking?

I've been to both Taiwan and China countless times. A side trip to Japan is needed at this point.

So wut's up with Shinzo Abe these days? ****ed any interns lately?

My couch isn't very comfortable. How about futon?

I don't know. I'm not his intern. (More's the pity!)

Mordwyr lives in Japan. I think he just asked you to bed.

I would've done the same thing, honestly. Entitled pricks with their kick ass sports cars.

Entitled? What if he worked hard and paid for the car? Does he deserve to have it wrecked just because you're envious?

You can't really see the incident from the video. If he nearly hit the kid then fuck him and his car tbh.

Iggy Azalea Shares Racy Post-Break-Up Selfie in Her Undies

I still can't process the mentality of those who say this qualifies as news.

People click on it and improve ad revenue for the news sites. Also, people being outraged about it increases the revenue three times over so...pretty well thought out news story from a business perspective.

I'd rather call it click-bait for girls in their early 20's. Honestly, I find the Enquirer more newsworthy.

Is that why you clicked on it then?

Iggy Azalea's ass is definitely news to me.

This.

:laughing:

We never talk any more. I miss you, baby.

oh mate <3

We'll always have white chicks with black girl asses.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...uthern-germany

This is the third violent attack on German civilians in ten days.

I think we should address German civilian on German civilian violence before we worry about other people getting in on the fun.