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Old 01-20-2010, 12:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Those leaves... Those fucking leaves!

OMG!
I've always been more of a bark man myself.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Leave it to the Scots...
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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They're all the same.
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i'm surprised no one commented about the bicycle yet....uhh...how does that even work?
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Well everyone on that island is crazy, scottish or not
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i'm surprised no one commented about the bicycle yet....uhh...how does that even work?
I guess you could just ride it the normal way except you pull the seat out first.
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I guess you could just ride it the normal way except you pull the seat out first.
that put a fairly disturbing image in my head...
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Old 01-20-2010, 04:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The tree must have felt a bit stiff after that.
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:29 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I ****ed a tree and I liked it
The taste of her cherry bark
I ****ed a tree just to try it
I hope my goat don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right...
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Old 01-21-2010, 01:07 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I guess you could just ride it the normal way except you pull the seat out first.
LOL!!! Its gonna take me all day to shake that image!
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