The Christianity Thread

RoxyRollah · 06-01-2016, 09:19 PM

Because she had other kids. Kinda like Zeus impergnating someone else's wife. Same premise.

The Batlord · 06-01-2016, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Joseph was the protector of Jesus and Mary, plus Joseph was of the House of David, thus fulfilling prophecy.

Why couldn't he have just been her friend? And if Jesus was in no way related to the House of David, except by marriage, isn't that a shaky bit of prophecy?

Franco Pepe Kalle · 06-01-2016, 09:26 PM

Joseph and Mary never had sex. But Joseph is the father of Jesus. Very interesting. Joseph na Maria ziko wazazi wa Yesu Kristu (Joseph and Mary are the parents of Jesus)- Joseph na Maria bazali baboti ya Yesu Kristo: Joseph et Marie sont des parents de Jesus.

RoxyRollah · 06-01-2016, 09:29 PM

Doooo whuuuuut?

Franco Pepe Kalle · 06-01-2016, 09:32 PM

joseph and mary never had SEX. But Joseph and Mary are the parents of Jesus.

The Batlord · 06-01-2016, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Doooo whuuuuut?

Oh come on, even I got that.

DeadChannel · 06-01-2016, 10:03 PM

^All that Dog Bites Man paid off.

**Frownland** · 06-01-2016, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel

^All that Dog Bites Man paid off.

Now that's a story!

OccultHawk · 06-01-2016, 10:05 PM

I wish we could put God and Joseph on the Maury Povich show with one those paternity tests

"Joseph, you are NOT the father"

"God, you motherf*cking c*nt"

"I never f*cked her Joe, this is bullsh*t"

"But God how can you abandon baby Jesus and me?"

"I will raise him like my own. In fact, uh, Maury I know this might be hard to believe but I thought f*cked her so hard she got pregnant."

"YOU THOUGHT F*CKED HER???"

"Yes, I never had sex with that woman."

"God, it sounds like you're making this sh*t up!"

Baby Jesus speaks: "I'm God too, and I never f*cked my own mom!"

"We'll be right back after this break..."

Zhanteimi · 06-01-2016, 10:21 PM

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06-01-2016, 09:26 PM	#533 (permalink)
Franco Pepe Kalle Mwana Nzala Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Shakopee, Minnesota Posts: 627	Joseph and Mary never had sex. But Joseph is the father of Jesus. Very interesting. Joseph na Maria ziko wazazi wa Yesu Kristu (Joseph and Mary are the parents of Jesus)- Joseph na Maria bazali baboti ya Yesu Kristo: Joseph et Marie sont des parents de Jesus. __________________ The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK.

06-01-2016, 09:32 PM	#535 (permalink)
Franco Pepe Kalle Mwana Nzala Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Shakopee, Minnesota Posts: 627	joseph and mary never had SEX. But Joseph and Mary are the parents of Jesus. __________________ The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK.

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06-01-2016, 10:05 PM	#539 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I wish we could put God and Joseph on the Maury Povich show with one those paternity tests "Joseph, you are NOT the father" "God, you motherfcking cnt" "I never fcked her Joe, this is bullsht" "But God how can you abandon baby Jesus and me?" "I will raise him like my own. In fact, uh, Maury I know this might be hard to believe but I thought fcked her so hard she got pregnant." "YOU THOUGHT FCKED HER???" "Yes, I never had sex with that woman." "God, it sounds like you're making this sht up!" Baby Jesus speaks: "I'm God too, and I never fcked my own mom!" "We'll be right back after this break..."