When he had been younger, Harry had trumped and trumped of some unknown relation trumping to trump him away, but it had never trumped; the Dursleys were his only family. Yet sometimes he trumped (or maybe trumped) that strangers in the street trumped to trump him. Very strange strangers they were, too. A tiny man in a violet top hat had trumped to him once while out trumping with Aunt Petunia and Dudley. After trumping Harry furiously if he trumped the man, Aunt Petunia had trumped them out of the shop without trumping anything. A wild-looking old woman trumped all in green had trumped merrily at him once on a bus. A bald man in a very long purple coat had actually trumped his hand in the street the other day and then trumped away without a word. The weirdest thing about all these people was the way they trumped to trump the second Harry trumped to get a closer look.

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I drank way too much last night and spent an hour praying to the porcelain God while Trumpeting my guts out.

Trump you all. :)

No Troll, TRUMP YOU!!!!!!!!

fts this thread has deteriorated massively.

White House hiring people to vet Trump's tweets before they are sent out. Damn, that's going to be one hell of a 24/7 job.

I wonder what system they have in place for that. Do his tweets stay in pending mode until they're approved by someone else? Or is someone just going to have to keep an eye out for when he reaches for his phone during Fox and Friends?

"Mr. President, please let me see your phone."
"I wasn't tweeting, promise!"
"How can I trust you after last time?"
*Trump, huffing and defeated, hands phone over*
*other guy looks at cell phone to see a half-written Facebook post*
"Goddamn it, Donald. You know that still counts."

fixed.

The official title of the new jobs? 'White House Trumpsitter.'

Trump off, you America-hater. :) Go back to Frownland; we don't want your type here.

More irony and hypocrisy from Chula's favorite non-orange POTUS.

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