I wasn't planning on having someone watch my suicide but if you promise not to nut on my face until just before the light leaves my eyes then I don't see why not.

Nah. I'll just shuffle up the cards and tell you to come out so we can play some Hearts.

8 indoctrinated children that will go on to indoctinate at least 16 more sounds a lot worse for the world than 1 additional OH or Bat. Im forever amazed that seemingly intelligent people still buy into such ridiculous bs.

Nothing indoctrinates you, though! You're a free thinker! You've figured it all out by yourself. I salute your courage and individuality! It takes guts to go against religion and tradition in this age of conformity, especially when you're on the internet!

Yup, all you gotta do is believe, right? Now if youd follow suit wed have a much better human experience.

Damn, dude. Nothing but respect! I could never approach your intellectual prowess and courage.

I'll never be a good human because I have children. Drats!

you and me

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Yes you can. Just pray until it works.

brb running the bath water