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Old 09-06-2019, 02:06 PM   #3391 (permalink)
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this was about not having sex like what

I'm just saying Id have to go to a monestary in the mountains to be celibate
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Old 09-06-2019, 02:14 PM   #3392 (permalink)
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I think it's sour grapes

post a pic of a female figure and he's on about wanting to get up in that
Sour grapes and anxiety or self doubt.

I honestly don't think he couldn't if he actually tried.
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Old 09-06-2019, 02:14 PM   #3393 (permalink)
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No, I just actually have a social life and friends so I know for a fact that most people are kind of weird and that there is much much weirder than you having sex.
Weird isn't a line spectrum, bruh.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-06-2019, 02:19 PM   #3394 (permalink)
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I honestly don't think he couldn't if he actually tried.
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Old 09-06-2019, 02:22 PM   #3395 (permalink)
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Edit: I think Batlord could get laid if he put the effort in. He's funny and he doesn't know how appreciated that is when socializing.
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Old 09-06-2019, 03:08 PM   #3396 (permalink)
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Yeah, there's an awkward fat chick somewhere out there for him.
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Old 09-06-2019, 03:12 PM   #3397 (permalink)
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Does your dad look like Howie Mandel too? If so your mom probably needs some company.
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Old 09-06-2019, 03:15 PM   #3398 (permalink)
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I ain’t too proud for an awkward fat chick
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Old 09-06-2019, 03:18 PM   #3399 (permalink)
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**** I bet there's a confident fat chick out there for him too

Brb gonna change the thread title to "the official unsolicited life advice for The Batlord thread"
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Old 09-06-2019, 03:24 PM   #3400 (permalink)
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