John Hinckley Jr. was ****ing wack tbh. Results or gtfo.

Good ol Patsy

John Wilkes Booth was the best presidential assassin imo

Wiki says Brady’s death was ruled a homicide 33 years later.

Czołgosz is the GOAT

My favorite part about that whole thing is that Hinckley tried to kill Reagan because he was obsessed with Jodie Foster. Who turned out to be a lesbian. Talk about barking up the wrong tree.

Otoya Yamaguchi gets top points for flair, but loses street cred for his nationalist warmongering.

Word.

How y'all trying to take Gavrilo Princip's thunder?

Didn't it take him two tries? What a failure.

FTR when I say best I mean in terms of the assassination itself, not the cause or ideology behind it. Props to the japanese guy for using a sword and doing it on TV.