Hey there's an idea. But keep it to a whisper, you don't want to give the Clintons any ideas.

Failing that, I thought they could use the Onion's monkey story about the pesky primates running away with the guards' keyring.

https://www.theonion.com/epstein-gua...win-1837280966

It writes itself

It's weird hoping than no one kills a sex trafficker.

It's funny everyone always brings up Bill when they talk about Epstein and forget about Trump. The dude has a history of talking about how sexy his daughter is and controls a great deal currently. Who had more to lose, Clinton or Trump?

Bill Clinton

I guess that's true. Dems face the consequences of their actions usually.

Trump gets away with everything he does, he could just call the whole thing a hoax and then everyone would leave him alone until something else comes up. It's one of those instances where he lies so much that he never faces any repercussions. That and the Republican party is spineless.

America is a country of cowards.

Didn't they literally find a painting of Bill Clinton in women's clothes in Epstein:s estate, lol. At least it wasn't Hillary in women's clothes I guess.

Nobody forgets that Trump and Prince Andrew etc were also valued customers at Epstein's island but the Clinton angle is just more compelling since they're the ultimate Machiavellian crime family in American politics since the Kennedy's fell off and since they have like 300 former rivals and associates who died via bizarre accident and/or questionable suicide.

But yeah. Orange man bad.

Yes. Orange man indeed bad.