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OccultHawk 04-12-2020 06:53 AM

That’s all true I figure.

The Batlord 04-12-2020 07:28 AM

We need a Bond villain to set off a nuclear holocaust that doesn't quite kill everyone. Only a Bond villain can be trusted to make the right choice.

Anteater 04-12-2020 07:38 AM

Nah, what we need are hostile aliens from another star system to hate unconditionally. It's the only thing that would motivate and unite humanity at a global scale.

Frownland 04-12-2020 07:42 AM

Hating aliens got Donald Trump the presidency though :drummer:

Anteater 04-12-2020 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2112103)
Hating aliens got Donald Trump the presidency though :drummer:

"The Space Force tells me they're rapists. And some, I assume, are good squids."

jwb 04-12-2020 07:56 AM

I've been told some dolphins have been known to rape

Starting a petition to change the team name to the Miami Rapists

WWWP 04-12-2020 07:59 AM

Dolphins, otters, ducks, all rapists.

The Batlord 04-12-2020 01:09 PM

Jaws is looking a lot friendlier all of a sudden.

Lucem Ferre 04-12-2020 03:14 PM

Female duck vaginas are actually evolving to prevent rapist ducks from getting them pregnant. It's a bit weird but has to do with the fact that ducks have corkscrew dicks.

Feminist ducks.

The Batlord 04-12-2020 03:27 PM

*male ducks evolve tentacle penises*

*female ducks evolve multidimensional vaginas*


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