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All day jazz and biscuits
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Floor made of treadmill style rollers and the rollers have sandpaper on them. Place unconscious naked man on floor. Build four walls around the floor with no doors and the walls are 20 feet high. Wait until he wakes up and then turn on the rollers. Do not turn off rollers.
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Read this in a book.
Slowly skinned alive while hanging upside down and with an IV of fluids pumping into you. The hanging upside down and fluids make it hard for you to pass out from the pain. So you stay conscious while inches of your skin get torn from your body. That or the sloth guy from SE7EN. Some of the medieval **** is quite nasty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_wheel
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SOPHIE FOREVER
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You end up eating sand as well if you get dehydrated enough.
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SOPHIE FOREVER
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What's worse: being buried alive or being cremated alive?
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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The bronze bull thing where they stick you in a bronze bull and set it on fire. The acoustics of your screams coming from it is supposed to sound like an angry bull.
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They actually light a fire under it so it heats up slowly and you basically roast. The smoke from your burning flesh passes out through the bull's nostrils. The dude who fabricated the very first one for his emperor was forced into it as a test run. The emperor was pleased with the results and it was used often thereafter.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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A Schwarzenegger movie. Death is instant, but the one-liner will haunt your afterlife.
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Same dude also has a viral video of him jumping out of a speeding police car.
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Is he unaware that cochlear functions cease operating upon death?
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Dude jumped out of a speeding police car for charges that weren't too serious. Of course he is. Plus, you know how simple people gravitate towards ideas and concepts that are aesthetically pleasing rather than logical, thoughtful or grounded in reality. That's how you get morons who shove concepts of being a 'good guy fighting evil' down your throat. It's why religion and occultism is popular. Why people love astrology and talk about being 'spiritual'. The fools!
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