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#1021 (permalink) |
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Suicide is all or nothing. Obviously nobody regrets it.
You may regret starting an attempt but not finishing one and if it ain’t finished it ain’t a suicide yet.
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What if you do technically die but they find you fast enough to bring you back?
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For sure. The only thing sobriety guarantees is you wont be drunk or high anymore. It’s not a happy ticket. But alcoholic drinking or alcohol abuse or abusing any drug is a 99% chance of being a ticket to despair. Sobriety improves your odds of being able to work things out and solves one problem with 100% certainty. Sobriety cures your drug abuse problem. Not all the problems you made for yourself on the way but it does stop your current drug abuse problem which for almost every drug abuser is a huge step in the right direction. And it has a very good chance of letting some sunshine in.
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#1024 (permalink) |
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I hate when people say oh I was dead. No you weren’t.
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Mario Sunshine. Elph should sneak a T.V. and Gamecube into work and play Mario Sunshine all day while he gets paid.
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They're just repeating what the doctor says.
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Yeah. I don’t like it though. I like when people include important words like “almost”
I also like when scientist say things “approaching” infinity Like if a black hole’s gravitational pull was “infinite” the entire universe would be sucked up into it already
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Now he's fun little anecdote I get to share. Anyways, I guess people just assume you're dead when your heart stops but that's not really true, is it?
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Do you know how embarrassing it would be to be the only one who went through with it and now Frownland and OH are cracking jokes about you dying alone anyway?
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